Ciro Quispe López, 51, the bishop of Juli in Peru has handed in his resignation to Pope Leo after a Vatican investigation interviewed three of the bishop’s alleged lovers as well as his cleaning lady, who supplied details about what she saw in his bedroom.
“A nun who was one of Quispe’s lovers was jealous of a lawyer the bishop was also seeing and sent information about his affairs to a third lover who got into a fight with the lawyer,” said Paola Ugaz, a Peruvian journalist who has seen a Vatican document detailing the investigation.
Apparently there were 17 such lovers in total.
Still, until the denouement being a Bishop sounds like a handy way of being up to the knees in it. Everyone has to keep being a lover a secret, you’ve never got to take them out anywhere. Works…….
…..well, until…..
I find one woman to be enough of a pain-in-the-arse to not bother trying for more!
At university, I once (and only once!) shagged five different women in a week – one of whom was (apart from me) shagging three men, all called Simon! Ah, the 1970s…
A little later in life, women begin to neurotically question their ‘relationships’…
Excellent. We all like being right, and one way to be right is to recognise when you have it wrong – you’re given contradictory evidence – and say: “Ah! I was wrong! The facts have changed so my opinion does, too!” – because in that way you become right again.
But you have to be an empiricist to do that.
A reading from the Book of Shaggy
I wonder how much it was “St. Valentine appeared to me in a vision and told me it was God’s will for you to do xyz… or did he skip that bit and say “I’m the Bish. Drop ’em and we’ll sort it out in the confessional.”
You don’t need pick up lines if you’re a man in uniform. Women will throw themselves at you, especially when it’s forbidden.
Nice to see a part of the Roman Catholic church where the clegry don’t have time to molest small boys.
Nuns probably being the ideal candidates. Especially if they are the vow of silence type.
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/-k_6t9q2oXs
A bishop-bashing bishop – who’d a thunk it?
Did he also shag large lumps of ice?