Shots of a different kind were fired when news emerged that as a young wife and mother Lindsay had been among several women competing for the affections of Andrew Parker Bowles, then a dashing brigadier, before he and Camilla Shand (now the Queen) married in 1973.
Parker Bowles was indeed very posh but he was not a Brigadier at 34. He was a Major of course.
Sigh.
Lindsay would have to have been 2 years old, surely?
Once you’re a brigadier, you’re no longer dashing, that’s when you start defending the Earth from various threats.
“Chap with the wings, five rounds rapid!”