Skip to content

Torn, I’m torn

Jeremy Corbyn and Zara Sultana’s Your Party reveals shortlist for official name
Leftwing party asks members to pick between Your Party, Our Party, Popular Alliance and For The Many

….inspiration has run dry, eh?

0 0 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
guest

31 Comments
Oldest
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Grikath
Grikath
10 days ago

The only choice that isn’t a blatant lie would be “Our Party”

Because they won’t be for our issues, nor popular, nor for the “many”.

Rev. Spooner
Rev. Spooner
10 days ago
Reply to  Grikath

As in “Our BBC”. Yep.

Baron Jackfield
Baron Jackfield
10 days ago
Reply to  Rev. Spooner

… or “our NHS”!

Steve
Steve
10 days ago

Our House

MV5BNjU1YjMwYWItZTRlMC00ZDQ2LWE0YjMtNmNkOWExZjBjNzY1XkEyXkFqcGc@._V1
Bloke in Wales
Bloke in Wales
10 days ago

Peoples’ Democratic Popular Party.

Because the only accurate word there would be “Party”

Bloke in South Dorset
Bloke in South Dorset
10 days ago
Reply to  Bloke in Wales

Not a very good party; I suspect none of their MPs drinks. Or eats little sausages on sticks.

mjw
mjw
10 days ago

I thought they’d already named it The Fruit and Nut Party, after the two “leaders”?

Baron Jackfield
Baron Jackfield
10 days ago
Reply to  mjw

That was certainly the front-runner in the “suggestions” on Guido Fawkes’s website. 🙂

Rupert
Rupert
9 days ago
Reply to  mjw

Not sure Zarah’s still a leader, dammit 🙂

Michael van der Riet
Michael van der Riet
10 days ago

Official Monster Raving Loony Party is already taken.

Grikath
Grikath
10 days ago

Yes… And they’re more sane than most.. WHich is saying something…

And they make for a *far* better and amusing protest vote..

Geoffers
Geoffers
10 days ago

SPLITTERS!

Baron Jackfield
Baron Jackfield
10 days ago
Reply to  Geoffers

As a “hyper-left” group they seem to have managed to reach the “SPLITTERS!” stage even before forming / naming the party. 🙂

Norman
Norman
10 days ago

How about “Pernicious, Deluded Cunts”?

Jason Lynch
Jason Lynch
10 days ago

Why not save time and effort? With four choices of name, form four parties and get the first wave of splits, flounces and divisions out of the way early…

andyf
andyf
10 days ago
Reply to  Jason Lynch

Perfect. Each faction gets its own party…. until they get more MP’s.

Esteban
Esteban
10 days ago

The Popular People’s Front of Judea

Swannypol
Swannypol
9 days ago
Reply to  Esteban

no
the Peoples Popular Front of Judea!

Penseivat
Penseivat
10 days ago

Shirley, “CommieCon” should be considered. It is what it is, and it will do what it says in the title.

Steve
Steve
10 days ago

What about “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Pakistan”?

Nautical Nick
Nautical Nick
10 days ago

They’ve missed a trick; they should call it The Left. Let’s hope they don’t read Tim’s blog.

Steve
Steve
10 days ago
Reply to  Nautical Nick

The Butthole Surfers and Anal Cunt are already taken (by the Green Party)

Steve
Steve
10 days ago
Reply to  Steve

Or they could just release compilation manifestos full of all your favourite retarded lefty policies of yesteryear

Y7SaiDOp_400x400
M
M
10 days ago

People’s Democratic Republic, which is none of those.

jgh
jgh
10 days ago

Will you vote for Our Party?
Your party?
No, Our Party.
No, I’ll be voting for my party.
Your Party? No, for Our Party.
So you’re canvassing for my party?
No, Our Party.

Last edited 10 days ago by jgh
Mohave Greenie
Mohave Greenie
9 days ago
Reply to  jgh

So, just who is on first?

wessexboy
wessexboy
9 days ago

Jezbollah surely wins out?

Martin Near The M25
Martin Near The M25
9 days ago

I had a very bedraggled, angry looking, woman come round canvassing for Their Party a few weeks ago. It wasn’t raining or anything. She just fit the stereotype.

Swannypol
Swannypol
9 days ago

“Country Store”
muesli with sultanas & nuts, easily misspelled.

Chris Miller
Chris Miller
8 days ago

And the votes are in and ‘Your Party’ it is. They’ve also voted not to have a leader – does that make them an anarcho-syndicalist commune (switching from channelling Life of Brian to MP and the Holy Grail)?

Bloke in Germany
Bloke in Germany
8 days ago

National Socialist British Workers’ Party was rejected because they don’t represent workers.

Can you help support The Blog? If you can spare a few pounds you can donate to our fundraising campaign below. All donations are greatly appreciated and go towards our server, security and software costs. 25,000 people per day read our sites and every penny goes towards our fight against for independent journalism. We don't take a wage and do what we do because we enjoy it and hope our readers enjoy it too.
31
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x