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David Walliams has been dropped by his publisher following an investigation by The Telegraph into inappropriate behaviour towards young women.

I grasp the idea of attraction to publishing totty. Publishing is where the posh totty goes and it’s entirely possible to have a taste for posh totty. Fine.

But a rich man, a famous man (the second probably of more importance) with a known ability to be witty at least at times. He’s up to his kneecaps in poon anyway. Why chase those who work – even if indirectly – for you?

Seriously, attend a publishers’ party, drink half a glass of warm white wine and take one’s pick of the bodyslam of clunge voluntarily on offer. Groupies are not just for rock bands after all.

Why?

(No, I am not rich or famous enough for this to be true of me. But sufficiently fringe to such events to know this)

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Geoffers
Geoffers
6 months ago

Some folks just like the taste of forbidden fruit. I think that’s all the explanation needed.

JuliaM
JuliaM
6 months ago
Reply to  Geoffers

The thrill of the chase. Not everyone wants a canned hunt, where’s the challenge in that?

Jim
Jim
6 months ago

I’ve always sensed there was something ‘off’ about Walliams. Could be wrong, obviously never met the man, but the vibe he gives off on his TV appearances is not good, to me at least.

Mr Womby
Mr Womby
6 months ago
Reply to  Jim

He once dragged me out of the audience onto the stage at the Hammersmith Apollo and the creepiness radiated from him like the Ready Brek kids in the old advert. The fact that he was humiliating me in front of a large audience may have coloured my opinion.

Steve
Steve
6 months ago
Reply to  Jim

He’s always been a bit weird but he’s a comedian. Him and Matt Lucas did extremely well for guys with medium talent, though catchphrase-driven, laugh track comedies of the type the BBC used to love are playing on easy mode.

Walliams started out playing silly characters on Sky TV’s show about computer games, starring Jet from Gladiator in a tight rubber dominatrix outfit. I think Mary Whitehouse had a stroke watching this

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Jim
Jim
6 months ago
Reply to  Steve

There’s weird, and there’s creepy. Lots of comedians seem a bit odd, its probably what makes them funny. Walliams is creepy, and not funny, at least I don’t find him funny. Now it could be a comedic persona he’s just putting on, but watching him on chat and panel shows it doesn’t seem like the other performers are playing along, like they do with people who have obvious comedy personas, like Joe Wilkinson. They seem to find him as off putting at I do.

The person he brings to mind to me is Jonathan King, which is hardly a good association.

Steve
Steve
6 months ago
Reply to  Jim

Ouch. I know what you mean tho.

Steve
Steve
6 months ago
Reply to  Jim

From Wiki – Walliams hinted at being pansexual in the book Inside Little Britain, but said he did not like to be labelled by that word.

No doubt. “Pansexual” seems to mean “extremely degenerate predator”. That Lost Prophets guy was “pansexual” too.

Mr Womby
Mr Womby
6 months ago
Reply to  Steve

I had several strokes watching this, to tell the truth.

Steve
Steve
6 months ago
Reply to  Mr Womby

It’s a dirty job but someone’s gotta do it

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bloke in spain
bloke in spain
6 months ago

It’s a sport, isn’t it? There’s no excitement chasing a dead fox, is there?

Grist
Grist
6 months ago

I struggle to undestand what comprises “inappropriate behaviour towards young women” in the 21st century..
Did he invite loads of his mates round to gang rape them and then indulge in a bit of torture? Because it seems that’s fine as long as you pray to a certain kind of god and face Mecca. And of course we celebrate diversity which is our strength so perhaps he doesn’t need to fulfill all those criteria…

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Grikath
Grikath
6 months ago
Reply to  Grist

What comprises that?
Last time I checked… Being a heterosexual caucasian male over 30, and breathing.

Theophrastus
Theophrastus
6 months ago
Reply to  Grist

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jgh
jgh
6 months ago

I thought he batted for the other team. Does that now come under “inappropriate behavior to women” now?

Noel C
Noel C
6 months ago

After my two television appearances I’m sure I received somewhat more attention from the ladies than before, albeit starting from a low base.

Steve
Steve
6 months ago
Reply to  Noel C

They can’t wait to get their hands on your teapot

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Mr Womby
Mr Womby
6 months ago
Reply to  Steve

That’s a nice tnetennba.

Steve
Steve
6 months ago

Well, what kind of little boys grow up wanting to be professional comedians?

Usually it’s a combination of insecurity, a desire to please people (Mummy), and a love of attention, no? Stand up comics are, famously, often troubled men who are not necessarily nice to be around in real life or funny when they’re not “on”. (Though I hear Rowan Atkinson is lovely)

Spike Milligan: genius, jokemaster, and severely mentally ill person it must have been hell to be or live with. It’s also imo why comedians are often brilliant playing more serious roles. Instinctive feel for timing, emotional beats and often these people are no strangers to tragedy.

The Romans and the Buddha understood that you’re not supposed to put entertainers on a pedestal. So why do we expect them to be models of morality?

bloke in spain
bloke in spain
6 months ago
Reply to  Steve

The Romans didn’t have any problems nailing up one comedian. (mythically)

Steve
Steve
6 months ago
Reply to  bloke in spain
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Chris Miller
Chris Miller
6 months ago
Reply to  Steve

Rowan A is a lot more comic actor than stand up.

Western Bloke
Western Bloke
6 months ago
Reply to  Steve

Comedy is the hardest thing. There are so many great straight performances by comedians. Like Uncut Gems, One Hour Photo, Jack Lemmon in Glengarry, Jonah Hill in Wolf of Wall Street.

Bloke in South Dorset
Bloke in South Dorset
6 months ago
Reply to  Steve

One nice thing I read about Rowan Atkinson is that apparently he refused to let the Mr. Bean telly programmes be shown in Italy, because he wanted so still have one country where he could go on holiday without being recognised.

Worked until the movies came out I think, but the movie studio refused to cut out an entire national market.

Gamecock
Gamecock
6 months ago

David Walliams has been dropped by his publisher following an investigation by The Telegraph into inappropriate behaviour towards young women.

It is understood that Walliams did not know about the Harper Collins investigation and that its conclusions were not put to him.

I call BULLSHIT on Telegraph.

Steve
Steve
6 months ago
Reply to  Gamecock

Narp, you got this wrong.

There’s a lot more dirt out there than the British press is currently legally allowed to publish. Allegedly, the Guardian was going to publish a major expose last week, got lawyered at the last minute.

Other papers have been teasing the big Walli recently with strange non-stories in the red tops. This is the traditional Brit tabloid press bat signal to put the wind up the troubled celeb and wink at the public that summat’s up but they can’t tell you what yet

So the Torygraph has indeed been digging too. The HC stuff is just the tip of the berg. A publisher doesn’t drop a cash cow like Walli (60 million books sold) over merely getting a bit too fresh with adult women. This is damage control from HC, because the wrong un is about to become a major liability for anyone associated with him.

I always liked Matt Lucas better anyway. Ouvavo!

Gamecock
Gamecock
6 months ago
Reply to  Steve

Telegraph takes credit for getting him fired. I still don’t believe it.

Bongo
Bongo
6 months ago

Can anyone with a UA connection confirm if Zelenskyy was ever funny. No-one’s laughing now.

Swannypol
Swannypol
6 months ago

maybe he wasnt a good enough performer or generous enough on departure.
The comings and goings of society parties…

Excavator Man
Excavator Man
6 months ago

Did he show them his wallie?

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