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Starmer tells Labour MPs his foreign trips can help fix cost of living crisis

Inflation is caused by excess money chasing limited goods and services. So, if Starmer’s demand for goods and services exits the UK economy – even for a day or two – then inflation will be lower than it would be if he’d stayed at home.

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andyf
andyf
3 months ago

Isn’t that the Foreign Secretaries job?

I confess to not remembering who the current incumbent is, so I had to search and found out it is Yvette Cooper. What a wonderful endorsement of her capabilities.

John
John
3 months ago
Reply to  andyf

On the plus side we’ve heard next to nothing from her for several months now.

Van_Patten
Van_Patten
3 months ago
Reply to  andyf

In fairness she is not as bad as her predecessor – the vicious racist moron David Lammy

Bongo
Bongo
3 months ago

Bringing back a suitcase of Manchesters or Winstons and selling them on to the kurdish mini-mart reduces cigarette prices so there is that.

PJF
PJF
3 months ago

Inflation is caused by excess money chasing limited goods and services.

So if we give away all of Starmer’s possessions, gather up all his available money as cash and set fire to it in front of him, this will also help reduce inflation?

PJF
PJF
3 months ago
Reply to  PJF

Ah, I think we’d reduce inflation further if we sold the possessions and added those funds to the fire.

Deveril
Deveril
3 months ago
Reply to  PJF

We should do all of this regardless, just on first principles and for grins.

rhoda klapp
rhoda klapp
3 months ago

Better if he just stays abroad then.

bloke in spain
bloke in spain
3 months ago
Reply to  rhoda klapp

You’d still be paying his fecking, so special it needed legislation, pension.
Like cockroaches or herpes, you don’t get rid of a Spanner easily

Last edited 3 months ago by bloke in spain
bloke in spain
bloke in spain
3 months ago

Don’t think much of Tim’s economic analysis there. Almost of Spanner’s UK consumption of goods & services continue whether he’s on one of his jaunts or not. H’s still consuming accommodation, capital cost of transport, various services & energy costs. About the only thing the UK escapes is his personal food intake. Then there’s the additional consumption of his UK supplied air travel etc.Plus what support is supplied by UK embassies.
It really would be cheaper to keep him at home. Preferably in fetters in a cellar.

Norman
Norman
3 months ago
Reply to  bloke in spain

He might like that.

AndrewC
AndrewC
3 months ago
Reply to  Norman

Whatever did happen to those pretty vandals who attacked Starmer’s properties?

Esteban
Esteban
3 months ago

So, he spends £20k in Paris. Doesn’t that money eventually come back to the UK? So, any “reduction” is quite temporary, and the UK taxpayers are out £20k for luxury hotels and restaurants.

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