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Hey, Zach!

In this video, I set out the opportunity facing the Greens, the risks they must avoid, and the hard truth that values alone are not enough. If plausible, deliverable, policy does not follow, and fast, the consequences will be severe.

Spud’s got your entire programme right here! Just enact that and……or hsa someone got to you already, tipped you off about the errors?

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Norman
Norman
1 month ago

Sadly, the Greens are probably too busy fighting among themselves like cats in a sack to pay any attention:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/02/08/knives-out-for-green-by-election-candidate-from-own-side/

Complaints about lack of policies, dodgy data, libellous quotes in election leaflets, etc.

Western Bloke
Western Bloke
1 month ago
Reply to  Norman

The Greens are mostly a bunch of silly middle class women playing at politics. They all sit around talking about all the lovely world they want, without actually thinking about how it will be done, and then at some point, they come up against a serious man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FYjG3ix-bw

Steve
Steve
1 month ago
Reply to  Western Bloke

They’ve got one standing in Manchester, the self-identified “plumber”, Hannah something or other.

I don’t believe any successful plumber has ever voted Green, too busy making money. But she looks roughly as thick as her dog. Your eyes shift, from plumber to dog, from dog to plumber, as you realise the collective IQ in this picture wouldn’t be enough to boil a kettle, and you might as well talk to the dog as Hannah because it’ll have the same effect.

As a society, we really don’t hate the stupid enough. True, it’s not their fault, but we should stop allowing them to think it’s ok for mental feebs to become lawmakers.

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Theophrastus
Theophrastus
1 month ago
Reply to  Steve

…we really don’t hate the stupid enough.

Nothing wrong, Steve, with stupid people who have the humility to understand their limitations and focus on whatever they are good at (eg sport, cleaning, arse-wiping, delivering). Arrogant stupids and the Dunning Krugers are the problem – and politics and the public sector attract them disproportionately.

And you are unduly harsh on Hannah’s dog who looks much brighter than she does!

Last edited 1 month ago by Theophrastus
Norman
Norman
1 month ago
Reply to  Theophrastus

The dog probably knows what a rabbit is, and that they’re for catching and eating.

Steve
Steve
1 month ago
Reply to  Theophrastus

Greyhounds tend to be quite stupid dogs tbf. You rarely see a greyhound completing a crossword in the Daily Telegraph.

I look into Hannah’s beady, strangely wrinkled eyes (she’s 34) and am fairly certain I can predict with 99% certainty what her opinions are on climate change, Trump, immigration, Palestine etc. etc. (tired Gandalf face).

She’s probably got a great chance, because there’s a lot of thickos in the Gorton and Denton local electorate – been a Labour seat for ages. There are many Hannah clones already on the slime green benches, natch.

I’m interested in Zack Polanski’s pitch, because it’s brilliant. Putting Gay Fagin in charge of the Green Party was a great idea. Unlike the boring lesbian vegans who preceded him, Zack knows how to hustle, natural salesman that one. So his pitch is: “make hope normal again*.

Brilliant. People are desperate for normal and parched of hope. Obvs, voting for the Green Party to get normal because a guy who used to trick women into thinking he had hypno-boob-inflating magic powers said so is a stupid thing to do. But lots of stupid people are out there, and they vote.

Your Party could have been the beneficiary of the dopey lefty protest vote, but obviously The Jews sabotaged Jeremy Corbyn by making him do idiotic things lol.

Last edited 1 month ago by Steve
Western Bloke
Western Bloke
1 month ago
Reply to  Steve

“I don’t believe any successful plumber has ever voted Green, too busy making money”

Well, unless that’s how you make money. And where you’re not so much a plumber as someone fitting heat pumps. I’ll bet the people she worked for wouldn’t like Reform getting into power. Maybe they even give her a hand with getting elected, hmm?

https://x.com/Daedalus6/status/2017639984472232249

The hair and the look was sus. Women in the trades tend to be a bit more, well, manly. Bigger women, shorter hair.

Steve
Steve
1 month ago
Reply to  Western Bloke

“clean energy technician”, give me strength. When in your life have you ever wished a clean energy technician would show up? Exactly.

PiP Community Leader
PiP Community Leader
1 month ago
Reply to  Steve

Which one’s the dog?

Theophrastus
Theophrastus
1 month ago

The one with the intelligent face.

john77
john77
1 month ago
Reply to  Steve

Has she served an apprenticeship to a real plumber?

Addolff
Addolff
1 month ago
Reply to  Steve

Not sure the ropers the Green party are trying to attract will appreciate the mutt……….

Theophrastus
Theophrastus
1 month ago
Reply to  Western Bloke

If women ran the world, at least we would have a lot more pretty cushions…

Western Bloke
Western Bloke
1 month ago
Reply to  Theophrastus

Unlikely as the sewing machine and the weaving loom would never have been invented. And you’d still be in a cave.

Theophrastus
Theophrastus
1 month ago
Reply to  Western Bloke

You are talking alternative history. Given the feminisation trend, I am talking about a future where
if women rule the world, then at least we would have a lot more pretty cushions…while everything else gets worse.

Grikath
Grikath
1 month ago
Reply to  Theophrastus

We wouldn’t even have pretty cushions…

Because to get the materials for those pretty cushions you’d have to Go Out, and deal with a pretty hostile environment, part of which could… y’know… have you on the Menu…

And ya thunk the *wimminz* would ever set foot outside the cave?

Chris Miller
Chris Miller
1 month ago
Reply to  Western Bloke

The Greens are mostly a bunch of silly middle class women playing at politics.

And some gay men.

Western Bloke
Western Bloke
1 month ago
Reply to  Chris Miller

Similar mentally. Love interior decorating, musicals and cock.

Steve
Steve
1 month ago
Reply to  Western Bloke

My wife hates musicals.

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Steve
Steve
1 month ago
Reply to  Chris Miller

And weirdly beardy middle aged sandal-wearing straight men whose hard drives need checking

Martin Near The M25
Martin Near The M25
1 month ago

Would this programme perhaps involve MOAR TAX and putting Spud in charge? Just a guess. I’m not spoiling Sunday by watching it.

andyf
andyf
1 month ago

plausible, deliverable, policy..,.,

So nothing like what you find in tbe GreenParty manifesto.

Theophrastus
Theophrastus
1 month ago
Reply to  andyf

Or in Spud’s verbal diarrhoea…

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