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Readers reply: what would be the most socially useful way to spend a billion dollars?

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A few years ago I wrote a book taking this idea and running with it. In How to Spend a Trillion Dollars I end up using most of the money on transitioning to a net zero society, and in restoring nature globally. With a billion dollars, I would set up a progressive thinktank funding climate-positive and nature-positive lobbyists to counter the malign, fossil-fuel funded influence of Tufton Street and the Heritage Foundation. Rowan Hooper, podcast editor, New Scientist

Every action creates its own reaction, so £1 billion into the lefit notthinkosphere means more money into the right think tank o’sphere. Thus my pay goes up.

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Baldrick
Baldrick
2 months ago

I’d buy a little turnip of my own…

Jimmers
Jimmers
2 months ago

Imagine being that stupid.

Bloke in South Dorset
Bloke in South Dorset
2 months ago
Reply to  Jimmers

Yup. I knew the “New Scientist” was no longer scientific (and hasn’t been for a long time), but that they’re so brainwashed to think that nonsense, and then to think that it is so unarguable that they are happy to have it published with their publication’s name on it, shows a complete lack of understanding of scientific truth.

jgh
jgh
2 months ago

I think it was my physics teacher showed me his contempt for New Scientist back in the early 1980s. There was a discussion in class, something like:
* If somebody was doing scientific research how would they tell other scientists about it?
* Errr… write something in New Scientist?
* That rag!?

Western Bloke
Western Bloke
2 months ago

Why does this bloke do work for a travel company as their Japan expert, if he cares so much about the planet? Surely he should be encouraging people to go to the Loire and use less fuel?

Addolff
Addolff
2 months ago
Reply to  Western Bloke

WB:

just-stop-oil-but-not-until-my-flight-is-over-environmental-activist-in-a-plane-44571952-Medium
Marius
Marius
2 months ago
Reply to  Western Bloke

Or Sussex.

Bloke in North Dorset
Bloke in North Dorset
2 months ago
Reply to  Marius

Or even stay at home in their 15 minute cities which provide all they need, wants not allowed.

Deveril
Deveril
2 months ago
Reply to  Western Bloke

Or just take a walk 15 minutes down the road, where he will find all he needs.

Michael van der Riet
Michael van der Riet
2 months ago

A billion would buy three wind turbines.

Grist
Grist
2 months ago

I thinka billion is what Ed makes me give you if you own three wind turbines…

Grist
Grist
2 months ago

I’d give it to Mr Foo Yung, the bloke I gave my old E-type to, to make sure he took it…

David
David
2 months ago

Surely a prize for the first new antibiotic would be a good use?
Or for the first working thorium reactor?
Although both might need more money.

Bloke in South Dorset
Bloke in South Dorset
2 months ago
Reply to  David

Aye, but they don’t require a tax-funded Commissioner for State Intervention.

David
David
2 months ago

No although it needs is 1 billion plus a small amount for legal fees. (Although a working thorium reactor might need more money).

PiP Community Leader
PiP Community Leader
2 months ago

A corps of machine-gunners and their ammunition, Socialists for the elimination of.

Good socialist verb, “to eliminate”.

Esteban
Esteban
2 months ago

Cue Bjorn Lomborg, one of the founders of Greenpeace, helped author a book, “Best Things First”.

Spoiler Alert, Global Warming isn’t top of the list

Esteban
Esteban
2 months ago
Reply to  Tim Worstall

Oops, don’t know where I got the Green Peas connection from. Well, that’s one mistake, I’m done for 2026.

Bloke in North Dorset
Bloke in North Dorset
2 months ago
Reply to  Esteban

Not withstanding Tim’s correction giving to his Copenhagen Consensus is probably the best thing that could be done with it if you want good causes with a calculated CBA.

Bloke in North Dorset
Bloke in North Dorset
2 months ago

His being Bjorn not Tim, obviously.

Steve Crook
Steve Crook
2 months ago

A billion dollars for a think tank to manufacture propaganda? I’d think we’d get more benefit from telephone sanitisers. Still, the attitude neatly sums up why I stopped subscribing to New Scientist.

rhoda klapp
rhoda klapp
2 months ago

Build a mile of HS2?

Western Bloke
Western Bloke
2 months ago
Reply to  rhoda klapp

And a bit.

It always cracks me up when people talk like there’s some highly successful car/flight lobby, while we’re pissing away money on HS2, East-West Rail and about £10bn a year on running trains that aren’t viable. Oh, and trains don’t pay the full tax on diesel like coaches do.

If you just went with a carbon tax, about 60-70% of the railways would be closed down. A lot of trains are worse for the environment than a car, let alone a coach (greenest form of transport in the UK).

Bongo
Bongo
2 months ago
Reply to  Western Bloke

An under-estimated point. I’ve travelled Durham to Reading by coach for £25, no railcard subsidy. Has any MP ever stood up in Parliament and said let’s hear it for the coach industry? No. But plenty of MPs have said “shout out to Okehampton, Horden or Ashington”

Western Bloke
Western Bloke
2 months ago
Reply to  Bongo

No-one is romantic about coaches, and trains have loads of unionised jobs.

But coaches work well. They’re not as fast, but sometimes speed doesn’t matter that much. Sometimes, you’re not in a hurry, or directness matters more. Swindon to Heathrow is about the same time by train as coach, because the coach goes direct and you have to change at Reading or London with the train.

Chris Miller
Chris Miller
2 months ago
Reply to  Western Bloke

And the train fare is a multiple of the coach fare.

Norman
Norman
2 months ago
Reply to  Western Bloke

I’m not quite sure why I should be forced to pay a production/consumption tax on a gas which is good for the planet.

Mr Womby
Mr Womby
2 months ago

Surely the climate-positive lobbyists have already spent that much, and more.

Gamecock
Gamecock
2 months ago

How many people can you kill with a billion dollars?

Betcha WEF knows.

Steve
Steve
2 months ago

Mountain of cocaine.

Baron Jackfield
Baron Jackfield
2 months ago

I’d build a “Scrooge McDuck” version of Disneyland and charge folks to come in and roll about in mountains of Dollar bills.

Agammamon
Agammamon
2 months ago

What is funny is that all they can think of spending money on is useless bloviating, lobbying, and grifting for more public money.

Gamecock
Gamecock
2 months ago
Reply to  Agammamon

Amen. I quit donating to two cancer charities, whose names are well known, even though they personally helped me in the 1980s, because both sent me thank you letters that said my donations would be used to lobby the government.

john77
john77
2 months ago

Use 50-year-old Israeli technology to produce drinking/irrigation water all around the edges of the Sahara desert (Morocco already does it in places but the other Saharan countries do not seem to bother).

Bloke in Wales
Bloke in Wales
2 months ago
Reply to  john77

But then you’d need another £1bn next week after all the kit has been stolen.

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