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Why have we got a monarchy?

Because we’ve got to have someone to pin the VC on the heroes.

No, President John Precott – for it would have been he – won’t do it.

This depsite the manner in which I rather admire Prescott, despite every economic idea of his being ridiculously stupid.

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Bloke in Wales
Bloke in Wales
15 days ago

The rise from steward to deputy PM can be admirable, while still thinking the man was a cunt.

I think Enoch’s rise is more admirable, from private to the youngest brigadier in the British Army in 5 years.

dearieme
dearieme
15 days ago
Reply to  Tim Worstall

Like Eisenhower, then. Ike had never seen action but proved a big success in his role as Field Marshal/Diplomat, don’t you think?

dearieme
dearieme
15 days ago
Reply to  Tim Worstall

Aha. Google’s AI says “While serving in the Army Intelligence Service on the North-West Frontier of India, he was attacked by two guides during a reconnaissance mission. Despite being shot at, he fought back, wounding one attacker and chasing away the other. He was awarded the Distinguished Service Order (DSO) for this action.”

So: Command – no. Fought – yes.

Bloke formerly in Russia
Bloke formerly in Russia
15 days ago
Reply to  dearieme

Did the AI specify whether they were Girl Guides? In a similar vein, Dead Ringers had some good skits of Ross Kemp’s most danherous gangs. Pretty sure it featured him bravely running away from the Brownies, Morris Men and the Famous Five.

Starfish
Starfish
15 days ago

Before abolition of the monarchy proponents need to articulate what would replace it

Addolff
Addolff
15 days ago
Reply to  Starfish

Why do we NEED anything to replace it?

Chris
Chris
15 days ago
Reply to  Addolff

“Nothing” is still a replacement, and the consequences of that are not likely to be trivial.

Addolff
Addolff
14 days ago
Reply to  Chris

Could those who are insistent that there needs to be ‘something’ to replace the monarchy ‘because reasons’ give me some examples of said reasons…..

Grikath
Grikath
15 days ago
Reply to  Addolff

Something needs to keep actual executive power out of the hands of Politicians…

Not that the Brits have been any good at that to begin with, But if you’re going to shake up the System, might as well put in some safeties…

PiP Community Leader
PiP Community Leader
15 days ago

I rather admire Prescott”: not me. He’s too nasty, ignorant, and noisy.

A Labour man who came from a genuinely modest background – Ramsay Mac, illegitimate son of a farm servant and a housemaid – was self-taught after leaving school, and a gent.

Interested
Interested
15 days ago

Not any more he’s not. Now he just makes a gentle mouldering noise.

Henry Crun
Henry Crun
15 days ago
Reply to  Interested

I think you may be confusing him with John Brown.

Boganboy
Boganboy
15 days ago
Reply to  Henry Crun

Ramsay MacDonald – Wikipedia

Wiki does say he died in 1937.

Chris
Chris
15 days ago
Reply to  Boganboy

But you can’t rely on Wikipedia.

Interested
Interested
15 days ago
Reply to  Henry Crun

John Brown’s body is certainly moudering in the grave, but he was joined there (not literally) by Fat John a little more than a twelvemonth ago.

Western Bloke
Western Bloke
15 days ago

“No, President John Precott – for it would have been he – won’t do it.”

I’d quite like that. As you say, shit at economics, but so’s the King. But yes, made good from being a steward, punched that bloke who deserved it.

My view is that you either have elected presidents, or you have powerful monarchies subject to violent competition. Monarchy used to work because if you were shit at it, someone would invade, kill you and take your lands. And the country would get a better ruler. It wasn’t strictly hereditary for this reason. But our monarchy has no corrective mechanism.

djc
djc
14 days ago
Reply to  Western Bloke

Yes, you get to be Bandit King by being the nastiest meanest bandit around— until you meet a nastier meaner bandit. But civilization require more stability, hence stationary bandits. But not static bandits, there needs to be some risk, consequences from messing thing up. Which is what we don’t have any more, no one suffers any consequences, they just fail upwards.

rhoda klapp
rhoda klapp
15 days ago

There’s a new solution now to the monarchy problem. Queen Amelia. Programmed with patriotism and a strong understanding of the constitution. Will live forever, needs no family. Can appoint humans to do any real-world ceremonial. Can deal with multiple addresses for redress of grievance at once. Is non-excludable and non-rivalrous.

Marius
Marius
15 days ago
Reply to  rhoda klapp

We’ll soon have robots which can do the dubbing and ribbon-cutting.

Tim the Coder
Tim the Coder
15 days ago

John Prescott was atleast honest in how he regarded the electorate: punch to the jaw.

Western Bloke
Western Bloke
15 days ago
Reply to  Tim the Coder

That bloke egged him. Totally deserved. Bet he hadn’t read Prescott’s bio before doing it.

TD
TD
15 days ago

You should try to find some productive work for superfluous royals. Certainly the stables must need cleaning, the palace swept or the Corgi’s walked.

Tractor Gent
Tractor Gent
15 days ago
Reply to  TD

They tried that with Andy…

chris
chris
15 days ago

Ultimately its a curtailment on the PMs power and prevented President Thatcher, President Blair and President Brown et al…

Peter MacFarlane
Peter MacFarlane
14 days ago
Reply to  chris

“President Blair”

omg there’s your sufficient reason for keeping the monarchy, right there.

PJF
PJF
15 days ago

No, President John Precott – for it would have been he –

Nah, if that role existed (ceremonial president) a Prescott would be sidelined before getting anywhere near. It would be more like a President Glenys Kinnock. Blob shite.

Bloke in North Dorset
Bloke in North Dorset
15 days ago

Why have we got a monarchy?

I guess he thought that he didn’t to bother learning about 1000+ years of neo liberal history.

Chester Draws
Chester Draws
15 days ago

Most of the countries that the lefties admire are monarchies: Sweden, Norway, Denmark, Netherlands.

How is Korea, racked by corrupt presidents, better than Japan?

I’m republican, but it’s not just a simple issue.

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