The Duchess of Sussex is set to headline a women’s-only weekend retreat in Sydney during her visit to Australia, with tickets starting at A$2,699 (£1,400) per person.
The three-day event from April 17–19, touted as a “girls’ weekend like no other”, will be hosted by Her Best Life podcast at the InterContinental Sydney Coogee Beach, a five-star hotel on the waterfront in the city’s eastern suburbs.
Not that I would have gone anyway, but the thought of sharing even a country with anyone who coughed up for this toss would be too much.
Feelz can be surprisingly expensive, can’t they? I wonder where the money comes from?
Hope it doesn’t cost us Aussie taxpayers anything!!
Of course it will.
Bugger!!!!!!
Jesus, can you imagine the bitch-fest that little event will be?
And it’ll all be sweetness and light, won’t it? No passive aggression; no cattiness, no hierarchy.
Depends if anyone else turns up.
Maybe Jacinda will show up now that she’s baled out on NZ.
Whether Megs will be willing to share the spotlight, even with a hasbeen like JA, is dubious though unless there’s definitely something in it for her.
“Look at me; I don’t look like a horse.”
Could do with every attendee being abducted and transplanted into central Tehran, Gaza, ISIS controlled territory in Syria or ISIWAP headquarters in Northern Nigeria – would be a net boon to humanity for sure.
TBF, it is difficult to monetize faux royalty.
You see, her flower sprinkles business is not only too successful to partner with Netflix, she’s making so much cash she has to appear at hotels
You only need 50-100 self-entitled Idorts who want to “rub shoulders” with ex-royalty to virtue-signal to their Home Crowd Socialites to Make Mint….
They’re a dime a dozen, so…..
Such a small time grift tho. Barely a step above former Star Trek actors selling autographs to nerds at conventions.
People running highly successful businesses don’t need to fly to Australia for guest appearance money at a podcaster’s jolly. She could have been a royal princess instead. The apex of the social ziggurat she’s so eager to ascend. But she’s now in the gig economy instead. Next stop: This Morning with Lorraine Kelly. Can we imagine Grace Kelly doing this?
That seems a noble enterprise in comparison to a shitlib gathering.
To Boldly Go where no man can get a girlfriend…
Enterprise – Geddit?!
They’ll be lucky to get many takers at £1400 a ticket. I bet if you did a meet and greet with Riker, it’s only about £100. And she’s the Neelix of the royal family.
Actresses used to quit and just be a wife. Rita Hayworth married an Arab sheikh who was infatuated after seeing Gilda. But it didn’t last.
If you’re going to mention Rita Hayworth then I must post this link, with Led Zeppelin too! Rita Hayworth & Fred Astaire dance to Led Zeppelin
Nice. Have you seen the Uptown Funk video? Some of the synchronisation is perfect…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1F0lBnsnkE
A podcaster charging for a paid-for live event in an hotel meeting room?
She’s obviously pinched the idea from Murphy.
BYOB (bring your own biscuits)
. . . “girls’ weekend like no other” . . .
Will there be pampering? Barbara’s wondering if she can get her bollocks shaved as her big op has been put back a couple of months.
It’ll be “Live, Laugh, Love”, the weekend
Talking of shit:
A generator could be installed at two Norfolk police stations to ensure they can remain operational in the event of a power cut.
The county’s force has applied for planning permission to install the addition to its buildings at Downham Market and Diss”
It’s taken the bobbies a long time to realise that Downham Market has lost its principal source of hot air.
Full marks to Norfolk Plod for forward planning! We’ll all need to think harder about this soon.
So, are they allowing trannies in this meeting?
Meghan is trans-Black
. . . “girls’ weekend like no other” . . .
So it’s going to be a busy time for the swarthy waiters and any single young men who happen to wander in.
Heh – reading this whilst 35000 feet over Aussie so probably safe – but ain’t tech great?