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How joyous about elephant polo

At first footballs were used, but thanks to the obvious pleasure the elephants took in popping them, a standard polo ball was substituted.

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philip
philip
2 months ago

Given the speed and manouvrability of elephants calling it elephant billiards might be more appropriate.

Bloke in Germany
Bloke in Germany
2 months ago

Elephant folk memory of the good old days when getting elephants to pop skulls open was a method of execution?

Gamecock
Gamecock
2 months ago

Gamecock would rather watch elephants popping footballs.

Theophrastus
Theophrastus
2 months ago

Delightful, Tim. Wonderful beasts. When I was in India, a she-elephant would come to the local supermarket, occupy a parking bay, wait to be fed two loaves and then depart more considerately than most Indian drivers. On one occasion, the road was blocked because a she-elephant had lost her temper with her mahout and had unintentionally killed him. She grieved over his body and would let no-one near his corpse; so, sadly, she had to be shot.

Gamecock
Gamecock
2 months ago
Reply to  Theophrastus

Contrast with African elephants: they will kill you.

“That which doesn’t kill me only makes me stronger. Except African elephants. They will kill you.”

Mr Womby
Mr Womby
2 months ago

How do they get the elephants out of the pool after the game?

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