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Global water bankruptcy

!! ?? !!

Spud’s actually found a real problem. Huzzah.

Of course Spud will never stumble over, let alone agree to, the known solution. Price water properly and farmers will stop using it to grow low value crops where the price is high. Reducing irrigation usage solves the entire problem.

But that would be neoliberal, using prices and markets to solve a problem, no?

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Steve
Steve
1 month ago

Globe which is 71% covered in water about to run out of water, candidly

Grikath
Grikath
1 month ago
Reply to  Steve

Plenty of water, Steve…..

Water that’s of the quality you want, when you want/need it…..not so much…

Then again…. That has been the state of Mother Nature since…. forever, really…

Last edited 1 month ago by Grikath
M
M
1 month ago
Reply to  Grikath

I live about a mile from one of the largest fresh water lakes in the world.

I’m still bombarded by propaganda about “saving water”. You’d think we lived in the Sahara from the attitude. Apparently if I save water, that water can be shipped to the poor Africans living in the Sahara who need it…

dearieme
dearieme
1 month ago

I’ve probably told you before but when I lived in NZ a Kiwi was discussing local water shortages. I suggested that all supplies be metered. He goggled at the very thought of it.

Even intelligent, well educated people can be taken aback if you suggest a market solution which they have never contemplated.

“You mean even houses?” “Why not? Our house at home has a meter.”

Ed Snack
Ed Snack
1 month ago
Reply to  dearieme

With some exceptions, all of NZ has perfectly adequate water supplies for domestic use though agricultural use for irrigation in drier areas can be an issue.Meters cost to install and to read, in areas with plentiful water why bother, just control wastage(a problem is some areas indeed) and control super high users like irrigation, and meters are a useless adjunct. I say this because I used to live in a area that introduced metering and separate charges, and costs went up even faster than before. A separate revenue stream created even more grifters tapping into it.

Addolff
Addolff
1 month ago

There’s loads of water, 97% of the fresh water on this planet is tied up at the poles. Now if only someone like Elon could figure out a way to get it ‘to market’…..

I watched a YouTube vid the other day about an American who shipped ice from the NE USA to Cuba. OK, he ended up bankrupt and spent time in a debtors prison but at least he tried….

rhoda klapp
rhoda klapp
1 month ago
Reply to  Addolff

I watched the same one. Did you get there via Thompson’s blog? The ice business was ruined by refrigeration. But he shipped ice from Boston to India and made a profit before that happened.

Addolff
Addolff
1 month ago
Reply to  rhoda klapp

Yes, rk. I found Thompsonblog a couple of years ago via Small Dead Animals who do an ‘Oddments for the weekend’ post on Fridays. Always something interesting or to laugh at, but watching some of the trans shit on there is frightening…..

Van_Patten
Van_Patten
1 month ago

Our impending water crisis shows that we have to change the way we manage our lives, that we must learn to live with what we’ve got, and that we must recognise that there really is a limit to what we might have.

Translation. I have to be given complete control of all aspects of life globally and my economic reward needs to be commensurate with my unrivalled expertise.

rhoda klapp
rhoda klapp
1 month ago
Reply to  Van_Patten

Well, it falls from the sky round here. So we don’t really need a totally centrally-planned economy on this pretext.

Steve
Steve
1 month ago

So water on planet Earth is an infinitely renewable resource for the next two billion years or so, enjoy it while it lasts. There’s no possibility therefore of a global water crisis.

A 2026 UNU-INWEH report declares a state of “global water bankruptcy,” where humanity is living beyond its hydrological means. This crisis, far exceeding temporary shortages, involves irreversible depletion of water-related natural capital—wetlands, lakes, and aquifers—driven by excessive consumption and pollution, affecting billions through scarcity and conflict.

We’re not “living beyond our hydrological means”, there’s 1.4×10¹⁸ metric tonnes of water on Earth and it naturally recycles. Approx 200 million tonnes per person (granted most of it is briny water).

There are regional water shortages caused by cases like Iran. Population has exploded by x10 in a century and they’ve catastrophically mismanaged the aquifers because Allan wills it. Many such cases. Those are local issues, caused by local social, economic and political choices tho. In that part of the world, they’re blessed with many rivers and cheap solar power, it’s not beyond their means to keep the taps running. They just focused on the wrong things, such as trying to destroy Israel.

Charles
Charles
1 month ago
Reply to  Steve

Just because something is infinitely renewable doesn;t mean we cannot run out of it. Dodos were infinitely renewable and we have run out of them.

BraveFart
BraveFart
1 month ago

Oh, FFS, Munchausen’s back

Don’t Forget COVID
Posted on March 14 2026

A week ago, I reportedthat I was feeling very fatigued and needed to take the weekend off.

A week on, I feel a bit better and now understand what I had last weekend. The fatigue, it turns out, was caused by Covid. It seems almost certain that I have now had my fourth out of this. I have not had a positive Covid test. This, however, is not unusual. Apparently, 38% of people with the latest variant never get a positive test, so its absence proves nothing.

From my perspective, the particularly worrying aspect of this variant, apart from the fatigue (which, as usual, was not fun), was that it affected some muscle control. Typing became hard for a few days, but more significantly, so did speaking.

Norman
Norman
1 month ago
Reply to  BraveFart

Typing became hard for a few days, but more significantly, so did speaking.

A win, then.

dcardno
dcardno
1 month ago
Reply to  Norman

Only temporary, sadly.

PJF
PJF
1 month ago
Reply to  BraveFart

The fatigue, it turns out, was caused by Covid. . . . Typing became hard for a few days, but more significantly, so did speaking.

I’m beginning to understand that gain-of-function research.

bloke in spain
bloke in spain
1 month ago
Reply to  BraveFart

Or it could be the early stages of some horrible, degenerating, life ending disease. Gods willing…

Bongo
Bongo
1 month ago
Reply to  bloke in spain

Very possible, thinking clearly but a break down in sending that to your tongue can be an early symptom of PD. Which is sad if turns out to be true. Oh dear, never mind.

jgh
jgh
1 month ago
Reply to  Bongo

Thing is, post-Covid syndrome is perfectly ordinary post-viral fatigue, absolutely ordinary, complete un-wierd. Lord Spud may well have had a short bout of flu, or rhinovirus, and he’s just had a bit of perfectly unextrordinary post-viral fatigue. He’s not an over-worked god, he’s just a very naughty normal human.

Gamecock
Gamecock
1 month ago

Global water bankruptcy.

All water is LOCAL. Commie dick Murphy wants world government control of all water.

“Nice farm you have there. It would be a shame if you couldn’t get any water.”

bobby b
bobby b
1 month ago

In the USA, you do run into that anti-markets influence of preservation of the food producers.

We do anti-market stuff all the time – subsidies, production limits, etc. – and we also do things like maintain adequate water supplies to critical producers without hitting them with market prices during dry times.

We really don’t want the corn belt to go T’s-up during a dry spell when true water market prices might bring them to bankruptcy levels. Eating is . . . well . . . fun.

Gamecock
Gamecock
1 month ago
Reply to  bobby b

We do anti-market stuff all the time – subsidies, production limits

And production limits is the grand daddy of it all. Wickard v Filburn (1942) was the US Enabling Act, Gesetz zur Behebung der Not von Volk und Reich for short, It created the Fascist State of America.

Ted S., Catskill Mtns, NY, USA
Ted S., Catskill Mtns, NY, USA
1 month ago

It’s not water bankruptcy, it’s a liquidity crisis.

Marius
Marius
1 month ago

Bravo! I would have upticked but apparently I made the comment….

djc
djc
1 month ago
Reply to  Marius

another uptick

Chris Miller
Chris Miller
1 month ago
Reply to  Marius

Update for the Code Monkey – it’s a Chrome issue, if I switch to Opera I can uptick quite happily (I’m running a VPN on Opera). I s’pose it might also be cookie-related.

djc
djc
1 month ago
Reply to  Chris Miller

No, I get the problem using Firefox on Linux. All cookies deleted on exit.

Matt
Matt
1 month ago
Reply to  Chris Miller

nope. Happens to me on Safari and Firefox.

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