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OM is a mindfulness practice with a strict choreography. It is done in pairs typically composed of a man and a woman. During the session, the woman lies back on an arrangement of pillows and blankets known as a “nest”. She is unclothed from the waist down, with her legs open in a butterfly position, while the “stroker”, usually a man, uses his left index finger to stroke the upper left quadrant of the woman’s clitoris for 15 minutes.

Mindfulness, eh?

“Serious practitioners often OMed four times a day or more,” Huet wrote. “Twice in the morning, twice in the evening.”

Just where does the whole day go, eh?

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Stonyground
Stonyground
1 month ago

This reminds me of something from Not The Nine O Clock News years back.

Devil Worshipper: We go late at night to a clearing in the woods, dance naked around a fire and then ravage each other ’till dawn.

Interviewer: This helps to conjure up the powers of evil does it?

Devil Worshipper: Who cares?

Ottokring
Ottokring
1 month ago

Bit difficult to do on the tube, though.

Grikath
Grikath
1 month ago
Reply to  Ottokring

there’s remote-controlled technology for that… So I’m told, of course…

Van_Patten
Van_Patten
1 month ago
Reply to  Ottokring

That’s a genuine ‘ROFL’
Moment – thankfully I’m not on the Tube reading the comment!

bloke in spain
bloke in spain
1 month ago

Butterfly position? Butterflies have 6 legs.

Grikath
Grikath
1 month ago
Reply to  bloke in spain

it’s about the ..wings… petal-like and….. well……

Throwback
Throwback
1 month ago

Limited scope for this if it depends on men finding a clitoris at all, let alone the upper left quadrant.

Grikath
Grikath
1 month ago
Reply to  Throwback

Most know where to find it…
Problem is that quite a fair percentage of Ladies deploy the SkullCracker™ if you actually hit it…

The combination of crushed ears and anoxia can be quite off-putting….

Mr Womby
Mr Womby
1 month ago
Reply to  Grikath

Sadly, I’ll have to take your word for it.

Mr Womby
Mr Womby
1 month ago
Reply to  Throwback

There’s probably an app for that.

Michael van der Riet
Michael van der Riet
1 month ago

For couples who can’t afford a paper bag, we presume.

Western Bloke
Western Bloke
1 month ago

So how is this different from a bloke going into a massage parlour and getting a happy finish? The Graun call that prostitution, don’t they?

Is it just that it’s all dressed up in “mindfulness” and pretty websites?

Norman
Norman
1 month ago
Reply to  Western Bloke

The difference is that the girlie gets it, not the bloke. She’s in charge, not him. That makes it OK, see?

Ltw
Ltw
1 month ago

I’m a bit intrigued by the “left index finger” part. OK, I’m left handed, so no problem for me, and I see they have some bullshit argument based on nerve density, but it seems oddly specific. I guess it’s all part of the shtick.

If I have to go for a prostate check (OK, fine, when, shut up), I’ll have to ask for a left handed doctor.

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Norman
Norman
1 month ago
Reply to  Ltw

I’ve always cultivated ambidexterity for, er, “reasons”. Being a keyboard player helped.

Ltw
Ltw
1 month ago
Reply to  Norman

Heh. I’ve done the same but not for those “reasons” 🙂 Work mostly involves using shared computers which you can’t customise, so it’s good I learnt to mouse on the right from a young age. I can’t write with my right hand and if I’ve got a cook’s knife you damn well want it in my left, but I can manage most things if I have to.

Tractor Gent
Tractor Gent
1 month ago
Reply to  Ltw

Being very sinister I use the left hand for almost everything, including the ‘mindful’ stuff. However I’ve always moused on the right, and the GHB rose-red tit on my laptop keyboard always responds well to a gentle right index finger.

bloke in spain
bloke in spain
1 month ago
Reply to  Ltw

Here’s a thing. I can distinctly remember being left handed as a tot. But I went to the sort of kiddie school where left handedness was severely discouraged. So I write right handed & it’s the strongest hand for a lot of things. But I reflex catch with the left. Which actually fucked me. I caught a wine glass someone overturned on a table & it broke in my hand & severed a tendon in my left index finger. So the top joint’s been pinned straight. If it had been to my right, I couldn’t have caught the glass. The other things knife & fork. Whichever way I pick them up.

Last edited 1 month ago by bloke in spain
bloke in spain
bloke in spain
1 month ago
Reply to  bloke in spain

Left out he point of the post!
As the result of my unwise fielding in the slips, regrettably my left handed clitoris technique is severely hampered.

Norman
Norman
1 month ago
Reply to  bloke in spain

No problem if you’re positioned to bring your right hand to bear, as it were. Just needs a bit of forethought.

Ltw
Ltw
1 month ago
Reply to  bloke in spain

All I can say to that BiS is *ouch*.

Penseivat
Penseivat
1 month ago

As the majority of Muslim women are said to have their clitorises (clitori?) cut off when a child, so as to avoid enjoying sex, I would think OM would not have many members from that social group.

Chris Miller
Chris Miller
1 month ago
Reply to  Penseivat

AFAIK FGM is practised by a fairly small subset of sub-Saharan Muslims.

Western Bloke
Western Bloke
1 month ago
Reply to  Chris Miller

It’s much more of an African thing.

jgh
jgh
1 month ago

Ommmmmmmm……

bobby b
bobby b
1 month ago

So the women got orgasms, and the men got tired?

Yeah, I’ve had girlfriends like that.

Gamecock
Gamecock
1 month ago

Well day-amm. Gamecock used to be a top tier psychotherapist.

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