Weight loss drugs transformed our sex life
A couple who lost 17st between them say Mounjaro gave them more than weight loss, restoring confidence and closeness
I am reminded of a story – a story, not something fact checked.
A farmer’s wife – and of the size and shape of a proper farmer’s wife – decided she desired to lose weight. Further, that the manner of doing so was to have lots and lots of sex. She was rural, but not that rural, so this required the cooperation of hubby. Which duly arrived and everything was fine – she lost weight.
As happens with these things so did he lose weight and apparently he was 6 stone when he fainted off his tractor.
Obviously not fact checked because who would want to destroy a story that good?
Good luck to them, of course, but this sort of tripe is exactly why I got rid of the Terriblegraph.
They have to make money off the ads, in this case for Eli Lilly and Company
Two old men having a chat…
I’ve decided to give that Viagra a go.”
“D’you think that’s wise? It can be dangerous you know!”
Well, if she dies, she dies…”
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down.
An elderly man decides to get married to an elderly woman. The doctor checks them over and informs the bloke “I should let you know your hearing isn’t great, and she’s got acute angina”
He says “you’re telling me!”
An elderly woman leans over to her husband in church and says, ‘I just farted, I hope I got away with it. What do you think I should do?’
‘Put a new battery in your hearing aid’.
5 days a month it was
…
That’s not how you make babies, that’s how you make Liberal Democrats
Not just Liberal Democrats but all the spawn of Satan.
“Matron ! You don’t understand. I was once a weak man !”
“Silly boy. Once a week is enough for any man.”
“As happens with these things so did he lose weight and apparently he was 6 stone when he fainted off his tractor”.
That’s the premise of a Benny Hill sketch surely?