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Alan Cumming is Leo and David Morrissey is Clive, two middle-aged neighbours in a Manchester street. Leo is gay and runs a lively bar in Canal Street that’s become a refuge for waifs and strays – young people rejected because of their sexuality or how they present themselves – having inherited the place from a former partner who left him to marry a woman. Clive is an electrician, unhappily married with two grown, or almost grown, sons. Saul is 25 and George is 16; the latter is gay, though he’s told no one. Leo is outgoing, not to say a busybody: he sees trouble in Clive’s family and he wants to help. But Clive, a brutal and brutalised Brexiter who has swallowed all kinds of conspiracy theories online, is a poor target for Leo’s generosity.

Who could imagine that the father of the yet to come out laddie is a brutal, brutalised, Brexiter? In a Russell T Davies production? Imagine that, eh?

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rhoda klapp
rhoda klapp
16 days ago

Well. perish the thought that middle-aged gay predators are on the hunt for confused youths.

I go to Manchester occasionally. I walked up Canal Street (on the way to somewhere else, of course!) and saw what appeared to be ‘many such cases’.

Does anybody watch a Davies show expecting anything else but a gay agenda? Haven’t we seen enough?

Paulie
Paulie
16 days ago
Reply to  rhoda klapp

I recall that the letters in that street name kept disappearing to leave the name “..anal ..treet”

Bloke in Germany
Bloke in Germany
15 days ago
Reply to  Paulie

This post is verified accurate.

Norman
Norman
16 days ago
Reply to  rhoda klapp

Is this on the telly? What’s that?

grist
grist
16 days ago

But wait! Isn’t one of them a dalek? I suppose all is revealed in series13…

Mr Womby
Mr Womby
16 days ago
Reply to  grist

“White wee-wee!!”

Philip Scott Thomas
Philip Scott Thomas
16 days ago

There’s a lovely German word for Davies: backpfeifengesicht. It means a face that calls out for a right good slap. It’s the smugness and sense of moral and intellectual superiority that cheeses me off.

Marius
Marius
16 days ago

Clearly, a 60 year old man who hangs out with teenagers and encourages them to come to his bar is a saint and not at all creepy. And there’s no possible way a grubby manual working Brexiter could be tolerant of his son’s sexuality.

Lame, snobbish fantasy all round.

Ottokring
Ottokring
16 days ago

Replace cafe with Tardis and you have RTDs entire oeuvre in the 21st Century summed up.

Even the Sarah Jane Adventures had some in it.

The Original Jim
The Original Jim
16 days ago

I’m guessing the article forgot to mention the character Aziz, who is a closet gay but whose father Muhammed is a Muslim fanatic and wants to throw them off tall buildings?

Bloke in Germany
Bloke in Germany
15 days ago

It would be more gritty urban realistic if Aziz’s father was the closeted gay and Aziz the fanatic into the tall building shtick.

Norman
Norman
16 days ago

young people rejected because of their sexuality or how they present themselves

You mean un-pierced, undyed, un-tattooed well-dressed white heterosexual normies?

Norman
Norman
16 days ago

Sorry, I now have chronic bender fatigue. NFI.

Bloke in North Dorset
Bloke in North Dorset
15 days ago
Reply to  Norman

Reminds me of the old joke about the 90 year old guy emigrating before it becomes compulsory.

Aaa
Aaa
16 days ago

He is an ugly resentful puff.

Steve
Steve
16 days ago

Some figures: as of 2023, hate crimes on the basis of sexual orientation increased by 112% in England and Wales over the previous five years. There were 18,702 recorded incidents in 2024-25, compared with 15,668 in 2020-21.

I wonder why that might be.

Bloke in South Dorset
Bloke in South Dorset
15 days ago
Reply to  Steve

hate crimes on the basis of sexual orientation increased by 112% … 18,702 recorded incidents in 2024-25, compared with 15,668 in 2020-21″

I make that 19%, not 112%. Is my maths homophobic?

John
John
16 days ago

Not all gay comic actors turn out to be precious leftist bores. The refreshingly sensible James Dreyfus has proved that time after time – most recently in a Spiked podcast.

Cumming unfortunately is as type-cast in his opinions as he is in 99% of his roles although to his credit he did have sufficient principle to return his OBE on account of its association with the Empire, something the reparation hunter and professional race-baiter Sir Lenworth Henry has pointedly failed to do.

Last edited 16 days ago by John
John
John
16 days ago
Reply to  Tim Worstall

Guilty as charged but I will never stop pointing out the hypocrisy of a multi-millionaire who campaigns loudly for reparations from the same Empire as his gong.

Bloke in Germany
Bloke in Germany
15 days ago
Reply to  John

He knows the Empire won’t pay it. Its the oiks that will pay it.

Agammamon
Agammamon
15 days ago

It take place in 2026? So complete fantasy then. It’s basically The Handmaid’s Tale but for gays who think they are so oppressed because they are only multimillionaires who destroyed Dr Who.

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