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Their results of those tests revealed something never before documented in British history. Lavinia and Michelle are twins who grew together in the same womb, were born from the same mother, and delivered within minutes of each other – but have different fathers.

Oookay.

Heteropaternal superfecundation – the vanishingly rare biological process to which Michelle and Lavinia owe their existence – is both a mouthful to say and a mind-boggling concept to grasp. It happens when a series of very unlikely events occur at precisely the right time. A woman has to release more than one egg during the same menstrual cycle. She has to have more than one partner during her fertile window. More than one egg must be successfully fertilised, with sperm from different men, and the resulting embryos need to survive long enough to become babies. Michelle and Lavinia are twins and half-sisters.

So we’re saying that Mum was shagging around then, are we?

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Ottokring
Ottokring
1 month ago

It might have been one of those parties to which I never seem to get invited.

Theophrastus
Theophrastus
1 month ago

Well…

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decnine
decnine
1 month ago

What I don’t understand about this is: Why was it a ‘news’ item on the Today programme?

Baron Jackfield
Baron Jackfield
1 month ago
Reply to  Tim Worstall

…if a bit rough on the two dads (assuming they didn’t know about the mother’s ‘superfecundation’).

Bloke in the Wash
Bloke in the Wash
1 month ago

Well one of them gets lucky: he’s just discovered he’s only on the hook for half the child support. Interestingly, when my previous career overlapped into legal matters I discovered DNA paternity tests were practically the norm. I wouldn’t be surprised if this has been detected before in private DNA tests.

Lord T
Lord T
1 month ago

From memory it won’t make any difference to child support. The state takes what I can regardless of number of children.

Addolff
Addolff
1 month ago

I listened to the story on the Toady programme and believe that the twins are 49 years old……… And after now seeing a picture of the two ladies in question I would be mightily surprised if any bloke had paid child support…..

PiP Community Leader
PiP Community Leader
1 month ago
Reply to  Addolff

Why, are they both from the big-bottomed community?

Theophrastus
Theophrastus
1 month ago

The steatopygian community, please!

andyf
andyf
1 month ago

From reading the article I do get the impression that the mother had almost no recollection of who the girls fathers might have been. Had she managed to ovulate 3 eggs we could have had a case of superfecundation triplets.

Theophrastus
Theophrastus
1 month ago

It seems both dads are losers – but the taxpayer will be the biggest loser.

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Addolff
Addolff
1 month ago
Reply to  decnine

Never forget that Al Beeb have always been banned from advertising on their network, except of course when advertising their own content………

Western Bloke
Western Bloke
1 month ago
Reply to  Addolff

If you listen to local radio rather than Radio 2, there’s no more advertising, if you class celebrities plugging their new shows/records/products as advertising.

It’s corrupt. It just means the people promote their mates at the cost of the taxpayer.

philip
philip
1 month ago

Sperm comes in several varieties. There are disruptive spermatazoa with twisty tails whose function is to block the sperm of the other bloke.
So yes, very rare, even if shagging around.

Western Bloke
Western Bloke
1 month ago
Reply to  philip

We’re probably talking about ovulation a few days apart rather than gangbangs.

Theophrastus
Theophrastus
1 month ago
Reply to  Western Bloke

Sperm can live up to five[?] days inside a woman. But once a conceptus is formed, the female body activates three mechanisms to inhibit an additional pregnancy: [1] A complex hormonal cascade starts that inhibits the release of new eggs. [2] Cervical mucus thickens, forming a mucus plug, sealing the uterus to sperm. [3] The uterine lining changes, becoming unreceptive to any subsequent embryos. AIUI, for all three of these mechanisms to fail for five days is possible but highly improbable. So, probably, the mother had unprotected sex with at least two men in a very short time…or even a gang-bang…

Gamecock
Gamecock
1 month ago
Reply to  philip

I think such sperm competition is limited in humans, though well known in lesser mammals. I.e., it exists it humans, but it’s not much of a factor.

Theophrastus
Theophrastus
1 month ago
Reply to  Gamecock

Are we not discussing “lesser mammals” here?

Norman
Norman
1 month ago

Apparently Lavinia is a “blockchain entrepreneur”. If it’s the same Lavinia; can be hard to tell those pictures apart.

M
M
1 month ago
Reply to  Norman

So not just a scammer, but one that doesn’t keep up with the latest, since she hasn’t pivoted to “something something AI something” yet.

jgh
jgh
1 month ago

What’s her husband’s opinion?

Theophrastus
Theophrastus
1 month ago
Reply to  jgh

Bwahahaha…
Very good!

Gamecock
Gamecock
1 month ago

One wonders why they were tested.

Probate court?

Norman
Norman
1 month ago
Reply to  Gamecock

Shits ‘n giggles.

Charles
Charles
1 month ago
Reply to  Gamecock

It says in the linked article that their mother had claimed that someone called James was their father and after their mother got dementia, Michelle wanted to know more:

I wasn’t thinking about anyone else. I was, like, I want to dispose of this whole concept that this man is my father because, deep down, I don’t believe he is. And then it occurred to me that Lavinia will also learn this man isn’t our father. And she wants him to be

They were about 45 at this time, so no courts involved. Spoiler: Michelle was right and James was not father to either of them.

Gamecock
Gamecock
1 month ago
Reply to  Charles

Gamecock loves stories with happy endings.

Doonhamer
Doonhamer
1 month ago

Two for the price of one at the sperm bank. Shaken, not stirred.

Theophrastus
Theophrastus
1 month ago
Reply to  Doonhamer

Sperms banks?

Tim says: No, that’s too much. Stop.

Theophrastus
Theophrastus
1 month ago
Reply to  Theophrastus

I thought you believed in free speech, Tim? Y’know, the ‘right’ to offend?…

Aaa
Aaa
1 month ago

The other explanation is that dad is a chimera. Very rare indeed, more likely she is a whore.

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