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That question seems to me to go to the core of the real defence crisis we face, which is not financial at all.

And therefore we will repel the Frenchies by having more universities and social housing.

Ho Hum.

The correct answer is that the British military is proof that we shouldn;t allow government to plan nor run things. And Army – and even more a Navy – is a large scale, capital intensive, long duration asset. Either and both take decades to build, require constant upkeep and maintenance and these are – the proof is in that pudding – exactly the things government is observably bad at.

Now there’s no real alternative to having govt running the Armed Force – we didn’t like that private era of the Wars of the Roses – but the fact that govt is clearly fucking useless at it shows that we should not entrust them with any other long duration, high capital requirement, high maintenance things. You know, like the economy, or electricity, water and so on….

Well, erm, yes…..

The US defense secretary, Pete Hegseth, stripped nine navy officers including women and Black service members from a promotion list last month, according to a person familiar with the matter, resulting in an all-male, overwhelmingly white slate of 22 advancing as nominees to become one-star admirals.

So, the biggie here:

The move has direct parallels with Hegseth’s reported interposition in a similar army promotion list in March, in which he is said to have directed the army secretary, Dan Driscoll, to remove two women and two Black officers from a nomination slate to become one-star generals.

Hegseth has previously railed against diversity and so-called “woke” in the armed services.

“For too long, we’ve promoted too many uniform leaders for the wrong reasons – based on their race, based on gender quotas, based on historic so-called firsts,” he told a keynote meeting of military commanders in Virginia in September. “The sooner we have the right people, the sooner we can advance the right policies.”

How much of this is because Hegseth is a pigdog racist shit and how much is it because he’s trying to undo the DEI pigdog racist shite of the recent past?

Pikers

A network linked to the leadership of a militia accused of genocide has amassed a vast property portfolio in Dubai as part of a sprawling “paramilitary-industrial complex” across Africa and the Middle East, an investigation has revealed.

Family members, sanctioned individuals, and entities linked to the leader of Sudan’s Rapid Support Forces (RSF), Mohamed Hamdan Dagalo, known as Hemedti, have acquired more than 20 luxury properties, worth £17.7m, in the United Arab Emirates (UAE), according to the Sentry, a US investigative group.

Trivial. Seriously, not even trying. The sort of amount you can pick up in a couple of decades in a City bank. Pfft.

Of course, there’s not much to steal in Sudan.

Don’t think it’ll work

Sir Keir Starmer must invest billions more in the military after decades of “over-reliance” on the United States allowed Britain to “neglect” its Armed Forces, an ex-Nato chief has warned.

Lord Robertson of Port Ellen, a former Nato secretary general, said Downing Street must “reassess” its “outdated and unhelpful” special relationship with the US.

He’s right, but I doubt it will happen. The thing the Americans really provide is lift and logistics. The actually important things in a full on war. And they’re expensive, really, really, expensive. No British government – I propose – would be willing to spend enough to provide lift and l;ogistics at the scale required. Nor would any other European govt.

Wish it were not so but feeding the lanyards is far more electorally important.

Why isn’t anyone listening to me?

The $2bn (£1.5bn) a week that Donald Trump was spending on his reckless war in Iran could have funded saving more than 87 million lives, the head of the UN’s humanitarian agency, Tom Fletcher, said on Monday.

He also warned the normalisation of violent language, such as threatening to bomb Iran back to the stone ages, was very dangerous since it encourages every “wannabe autocrat” to use similar threats and tactics, including the destruction of civilians and civilian infrastructure.

Military theory suggests otherwise. If we beat the crap out of autocrats then that will dissuade autocrates.

This is a spoof column, right?

Instead of government performing that first and most base of all tasks, the defence of the realm, the money should be spent on luvvies instead. So that when the French land we give them interesting castings of George Boleyn?

The worst thing about this is that all over North London there are heads nodding in agreement at this very moment.

Eh?

We are going to hit each and every one of their electric generating plants very hard and probably simultaneously,” he said in prepared remarks that were amplified by the state department’s social media accounts.

There is little debate among legal experts that such an attack on the life-supporting infrastructure for 93 million Iranians would constitute a war crime.

That definition of war crimes seems to have expanded out a little too far, no?

But how would you know?

The legislation, which went into effect on 1 January, aims to bolster the military and demands all 18-year-old men fill out a questionnaire to gauge their suitability to serve in the armed forces, but stops short of conscription.

If the “modernised” model fails to pull in enough recruits, parliament will be compelled to discuss the reintroduction of compulsory service, the defence minister, Boris Pistorius, said as the legislation passed the lower house of the Bundestag in December.

The fine print, which went largely under the radar until a media report called attention to it this week, says men aged 17 to 45 would have to apply for authorisation to leave Germany for more than three months.

Given Schengen there are no checks on people leaving Germany for most of Europe. You know, by law there are no passport nor even ID card checks at the border.

Of course, this is Germans, but still, somewhat difficult to enforce, no?

Ah, well now

Yes, everyone loves a sailor and etc. But:

During a trip last year she allegedly behaved inappropriately towards a senior naval officer after becoming heavily intoxicated during an evening in the officers’ mess, according to the Times.

A Royal Navy captain in charge of one of Britain’s nuclear-armed submarines stepped back from his duties over his relationship with the MP Joani Reid, whose husband faces allegations of spying for China.

The married senior officer was investigated by the navy last year over his contact with Reid after the messages, described as inappropriate, prompted an assessment of a potential blackmail risk, the Financial Times first reported.

The investigation, launched because of “due diligence”, found the pair had exchanged messages described as flirtatious.

This is the MP whose hubbie is under suspicion for spying for China. Quite the very pair, eh?

Ho Yus, military experts!

More drilling in the North Sea would do nothing to improve the UK’s energy security, former military leaders have said, as a new analysis finds no fossil fuel importer is safe from chokepoints in the global supply chain.

Therefore MadEd is right etc etc.

Retired R Adm Neil Morisetti, a professor of climate and resource security at University College London, said attempting to eke out the remaining oil and gas from the North Sea was “not the answer” to the challenges facing the UK.

Prof of climate security. Ho, right.

“It needs to include a clear plan to rapidly transition away from fossil fuels to solar, wind, tidal and nuclear power, and a major renewal of the grid, with associated storage, to support the distribution,” he said.

Grid scale batteries to last us through a dunkelflaute. Ho Yus.

and the following November became the United Kingdom’s Climate and Energy Security Envoy.[3] In January 2013 he was appointed as the Foreign Secretary’s interim Special Representative for Climate Change, a position he held for ten months

Deffo an impartial expert. Currently only a CB and therefore gunning for the K……

Well, yes

The US military has destroyed 17 Iranian ships, including a submarine, since Saturday, Brad Cooper, the commander of the US Central Command, said late on Tuesday. “Today, there is not a single Iranian ship underway in the Arabian Gulf, Strait of Hormuz, or Gulf of Oman,” he said in a video statement.

Shipping through the strait of Hormuz – typically a vital artery of the world economy, with about a fifth of oil supplies and seaborne gas tankers passing through it – has largely ground to a halt.

Iran has land based antiship missles. Quite how good they are, well. Would beat an unescorted tanker, fer sure. Often enough anyway. Get through an Aegis system? Almost certainly not.

But hanging about seems sensible enough….

This is legally interesting

The UK’s RAF Akrotiri base in Cyprus has been hit by a drone strike, causing limited damage and no casualties, Cypriot authorities and the Ministry of Defence (MoD) have said.

That base is sovereign UK territory. So, legally, they’ve attacked the UK. If you really stretch it doesn’t that mean we can call on Nato to beat up Iran? Certainly, it’s now – legally, all that international law stuff – OK for us to respond, no?

So the big question is

Blast heard across multiple cities – reports
Blasts have been heard across multiple cities, including the capital Tehran and Isfahan in central Iran.

Reuters reports there are long queues at gas stations in the capital, as many are trying to leave. An unnamed Iranian official who spoke to the agency said several ministries in southern Tehran have been targeted.

Do those Americans offshore join in. Or not?

MoD’s Financial Recognition Scheme

As Chair of Fighting With Pride, the LGBTQ+ military charity, I spend much of my time talking to veterans who were dismissed from the Armed Forces because of who they were, not what they did.

Many are now elderly. Some are in poor health. All were promised, by government, that the injustice they suffered would finally be addressed.

That promise matters. And how it is delivered matters just as much.

The Ministry of Defence’s Financial Recognition Scheme (FRS) for LGBT+ service personnel was created following the Etherton Review. Lord Etherton’s conclusions were clear: the ban on LGBT people serving openly caused profound harm, and redress should be real, not symbolic. The scheme was meant to be swift, fair and humane. If you believe that the gay ban was proportionate, administrative in nature and fair, I recommend you read the review.

Yet we now see a worrying pattern. Around 50 applicants have been rejected, appealed, and lost those appeals. In many of these cases, the individuals plainly fall within the moral intent of the scheme, but have been excluded by narrow interpretations, evidential hurdles, or rigid drafting of the rules. These are not people trying to game the system. They are people for whom the system has failed twice.

This is not simply a question of fairness and compassion. It is a question of good governance. Well-designed government schemes to recognise past wrongs serve a purpose beyond individual payments. They draw a line under past wrongs. They reduce the risk of litigation. They rebuild trust between citizens and the state. When they are administered inefficiently or inflexibly, they do the opposite. They prolong harm, increase costs, and undermine confidence in public administration.

From a classical liberal perspective, this should trouble us. The state created the injustice. The state accepted responsibility for it. Having done so, it has an obligation to resolve claims efficiently and proportionately. A scheme that is technically neat but substantively unfair is not a success. It is a failure dressed up as a process.

There is a practical solution: the Secretary of State for Defence already holds broad powers over departmental schemes. A clearly defined discretionary power could be introduced, allowing intervention in cases that fall outside the strict letter of the scheme but are clearly within its spirit. This would not open the floodgates to thousands of fake gays pretending they were sacked. It would simply provide a safety valve, exercised transparently and sparingly, to prevent manifestly unjust outcomes.

Such discretion is not alien to British public administration. It exists across tax, pensions and compensation frameworks precisely because no scheme can anticipate every human circumstance. The alternative is costly judicial review, adversarial proceedings, and years more delay for people who have already waited decades. Rigid application of administrative rules that exclude obviously “good” cases undermines the very purpose of the scheme.

The irony is that inefficiency here is not frugal or wise. Each contested case absorbs civil service time, legal advice and appeal resources. A modest discretionary mechanism would almost certainly cost less than the cumulative expense of defending decisions that fail a common-sense test.

For those of us working with affected veterans, the issue is painfully simple. A scheme designed to recognise injustice loses its purpose if it replicates the very rigidity that caused harm in the first place.

The Ministry of Defence has an opportunity to get this right. Doing so would honour not only the recommendations of the Etherton Review, but also apply a basic principle of sound governance: when the state admits it was wrong, it should put things right efficiently, fairly, and without needless obstruction.

That is not special pleading. It is the minimum that justice, and good administration, require.

It’s not genocide, is it?

More than 75,000 people were killed in the first 16 months of the two-year war in Gaza, at least 25,000 more than the death toll announced by local authorities at the time, according to a study published on Wednesday in the Lancet medical journal.

The research also found that reporting by the Gaza health ministry about the proportion of women, children and elderly people among those killed was accurate.

A total of 42,200 women, children and elderly people died between 7 October 2023, when Hamas launched a surprise attack into Israel that prompted a devastating Israeli offensive into Gaza, and 5 January 2025, the study found. These deaths comprised 56% of violent deaths in Gaza.

“The combined evidence suggests that, as of 5 January 2025, 3-4% of the population of the Gaza Strip had been killed violently

What is the normal death rate among a civilian population as a war rages around them? Is 3 or 4% high or low?

Seems damn low to me – but what do I know – for an attempt at genocide.

On the other hand:

It was based on a survey of 2,000 families in Gaza, carefully selected to be representative of the territory’s population, who were asked to give details of deaths among their members. The survey was run by experienced Palestinian pollsters known for their work in Palestine and elsewhere in the region.

Not to be casting nasturtiums or anything but given how the press corps turned out there’s at least the vague possibility of some bias in there.

Oh Dear

Britain and France have declared they are ready to deploy troops to Ukraine in the aftermath of a peace deal, a major new commitment that has been under discussion for months, although one which Russia is likely to block forcefully.

Boots on the ground, eh?

We don’t have enough troops to make a difference – either side here has been taking annual casualties larger than our entire armed forces. The only possible use of British troops here is as a tripwire. Which probably isn’t a good use of British troops.

You know, “If you’re overrun then we’ll draft a really stiff letter!”

This’ll help in bashing the Frenchies, eh?

Army officers have been warned by the deputy chief of the general staff that they must “disassociate” themselves with private members’ clubs that do not treat women equally.

Vry well done that man.

Lieutenant General David Eastman has ordered a review this week of any affiliation by a regiment with a private members’ club.

The review needed to ascertain whether the club’s rules and culture “align with the army’s values and the principles of equality and respect”, he said.

The first thing that happens in any proper shooting war is that the peacetime generals all get sacked. Because those who rise up the bureaucratic pole of the peacetime forces are not those able to actually lead men into fighting a war.

Jus’ one of them things…..

Wrong, as ever

Britain is no longer a superpower and must deal with superpowers, as must all second-division states. But in one respect it is unique. Its soft power is probably equal to none, notably its cultural and teaching assets. It has educated more world leaders – apparently 50 – and takes in more Chinese students than any other country including the US. It also welcomes half a million Chinese tourists a year, many drawn by aspects of British popular culture. We do not measure soft power, but its influence cannot be negligible – and is certainly profitable.

It is therefore absurd that the British government is planning to splurge billions more on defending Britain from a purely notional third world war. At the same time it is slashing the budget of its overseas cultural institution, the British Council. The council is being forced to withdraw from 60 countries and sell its entire property portfolio.

As an artsy type Sir Simon doesn’t grasp that the arts don’t in fact matter. Not in hte sense he’s talking about here that is.

Sure, sure, Shakes and Milty and all are enriching for the soul. But they don’t stop J Foreigner stealin’ our stuff. Squaddies do do that stopping. So, the arts don’t matter in the sense of stopping J Foreigner etc.

But that’s the claim Sir S does try to make. Forget having even a regiment of foot left and send rainbow doldo butt monkey off to entertain instead.

Umm, No.