So, I took a car off to a garage to get it fixed. 3 months back. Kept calling, asking for it back. Oh, I’m in hospital, I’m ill, I’ll bring it around etc.
Finally go to the police. No, not really reporting it stolen, not yet, but I’d like some help getting it back. Some back and forth (my Portuguese, their English, we got there) and why not, say, the police phone the bloke who has it and mutter something about really, time to return it.
So, they ask a bit more and I say it’s this fat Indian bloke, with a beard.
Ah, him! He’s living in a car behind Cafe P. We know him.
Cafe P is 1 km from my house. But in a little back street, you’d not see it without knowing what you’re looking for.
So, the Indian mechanic (he used to work for the garage I’d used before, the garage closed) had been living in my car for three months. While fobbing me off.
Ho well, there’s a lesson for Timmy. As it happens a bloke I know around here, vaguely, saw this going on, came over to chat. Drove me off to another local garage where we organised that the repair work will be done, the MoT etc. Drove me back, we picked up the key from the police who had got it from the Indian, flat battery. Another bloke raced off, got leads, came back, started the car up. Off we drove to the garage, dropped the car off, first bloke then dropped me home.
OK, etc, etc. Low trust society – the Indian. High trust, the local P.
Interesting little lesson.
Anyway, the last bit, and I swear blind I am not making this up. As I’m leaving the Indian leans over and says “If you need more work done on your car just let me know.”
No fucking shame about it at all.