But no. It would appear that there is no such plan. In reality, the whole thing is probably just a wild misunderstanding. A spokesman for the healthcare provider behind the form said that asking such questions is now “required by New Jersey law” – after local politicians decreed that healthcare providers must collect detailed demographic data about all their patients, including sexual orientation. I suspect that these politicians didn’t have the sexual orientation of newborn babies in mind. None the less, this is how their law has been interpreted.
Whatever the explanation, though, the farce doesn’t end there. Because the questionnaire doesn’t just ask about your baby’s sexuality. It also asks about your baby’s gender identity.
Among the wide variety of possible answers listed on the form are “male”, “female”, “genderqueer” – and, rather curiously, “trans woman” and “trans man”. In the context, surely it should be “trans baby”. But then, if a man can identify as a woman and a woman as a man, I suppose there’s no reason why a baby shouldn’t identify as an adult.
Possibly we should be collecting the statistics upon gay and trans etc. The Cowperthwaite response often appeals but maybe.
Recording these of babies is, of course rather odd. But that’s what happens then the blunderbuss of government and the law is used upon a point. Recording pink, blue or rainbow of babbies is not a grand problem. But you just wait until government gets around to how we’re going to power society, feed it, house it…..