A former CIA official with a top-secret security clearance has been accused of stealing 303 gold bars worth more than $40m (£29.7m) and stashing them at his home.
Well, OK, crooks everywhere. Obviously.
Between November 2025 and March this year, Mr Rush allegedly made several requests to the US government to receive the bars, each weighing one kilogram, for “work-related expenses”, then kept them at his home.
So a spy can just say “I need a gold bar or three for work” then?
The New York Times reported that he was a former senior CIA executive, though it is not clear what role Mr Rush held while at the organisation.
The FBI also noted that Rush appeared to have lied to his employers for two years about his education and military background.
They say Mr Rush had falsely claimed to be a navy pilot and graduate of Clemson University in South Carolina and Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in New York, according to The Associated Press.
Instead, he enlisted in the navy in 1997 and served in the US navy reserve from 2004 until 2015, when he was honourably discharged as a lieutenant. He also did not attend either college, the outlet discovered.
And, also, they don’t check CVs?
These are the spies on our side, right?