So there\’s this bird who reads the local news and she\’s about to get married:
Yankee announcer Michael Kay is a real meathead.
And now that local TV anchor Jodi Applegate is about to marry him, she\’s desperately trying to figure out how to please a man wedded to only three foods: steak, bacon, and chicken parmesan.
Err, you give him a blow job while his bacon wrapped steak and chicken parmesan is cooking.
Honestly, and some people say the bimbos on TV aren\’t thick.
“she’s desperately trying to figure out how to please a man wedded to only three foods: steak, bacon, and chicken parmesan.”
Ummm… I don’t understand. What other foods are there other than those?
The key words are:
“Okay, you do the cooking.” or, for those likely to set fire to the kitchen:
“Make yourself a sandwich!”