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Do snails eat birdshit?

In one of my little wanders around the garden as an interlude I spotted a snail having a go ad some bird shit.

So, do they eat it? I’m not going to spoil speculation by trying to look it up, obviously. And given that it’s a snail I can’t quite insist that it found it to be fingerlickin’ good.

But I don’t know what snails do eat – something about their mouth being in their stomach or something – and thus whether bird poo would be on the menu. For all I know soon to be guano is sufficiently acerbic to melt them.

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The Meissen Bison
The Meissen Bison
7 years ago

They eat green stuff – preferably new growth emerging innocently from seed. They also eat slug pellets – I’d buy mine from the FSB if they made them.

Bloke in Cyprus
7 years ago

Don’t snails become bird shit…?

Solid Steve 2: Squirrels of The Patriots
Solid Steve 2: Squirrels of The Patriots
7 years ago

I used to tell the other kids at school that slugs grew out of flicked snotters.

Tractor Gent
Tractor Gent
7 years ago

As TMB says, vegetarians. I leave ours as the glow-worm larvae parasitise them so we get a few glow-worms in the garden every year.

Kendall
Kendall
7 years ago

They’re vegetarians, although if they don’t get enough calcium in their diet they’ll start rasping holes in the shells of other snails.

It’s a problem for people keeping snails as pets or farming them to eat – they’ll potentially kill each other if they aren’t fed the right stuff.

Pcar
Pcar
7 years ago

Snails eat bird poo for the calcium in the poo from birds eating snails.

1.…and guess who feeds on bird shit? The snails, of course! …

2. Bird poop solves the paradox of the snail

Theophrastus
Theophrastus
7 years ago

“I used to tell the other kids at school that slugs grew out of flicked snotters.”

I convinced some younger kids that peanut butter was made from the scrapings from under old ladies’ toenails.

Solid Steve 2: Squirrels of The Patriots
Solid Steve 2: Squirrels of The Patriots
7 years ago

Theo – that’s a level of creative cruelty worthy of Roald Dahl

Gamecock
Gamecock
7 years ago

Some garlic and butter will cover the taste.

PJF
PJF
7 years ago

Theo, yes, such persuasions work best when there’s a reasonable degree of plausibility.

dearieme
dearieme
7 years ago

One summer we ate lots of snails from the garden. You confine them in a bucket for a few days and supply them with lettuce leaves and frequent changes of water so that any nasty stuff has passed through them and been chucked away. They taste just like French snails i.e. of garlic and rubber.

MyBurningEars
MyBurningEars
7 years ago

Was going to mention the parasite that completes its life cycle via emails eating bird droppings but just saw it’s in Pcar’s link.

So how about slugs that eat baby birds instead?

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2102924-monster-slugs-are-devouring-defenceless-baby-birds-in-nests/

(Apologies for NS link)

Pcar
Pcar
7 years ago

@MyBurningEars, March 12, 2018 at 1:04 am

Was going to mention the parasite that completes its life cycle via emails eating bird droppings

Is a parasite in an email a virus?

polidorisghost
polidorisghost
7 years ago

They eat my lettuces and the thushes and I eat them (We share)
Nothing eats birdshit.

polidorisghost
polidorisghost
7 years ago

Dearieme
Thay are the same variety – petit gris, but ours slide on the left.

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