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So, congratulations Gordon: a line of cocaine (on Dec07 street prices) is now cheaper than half a pint cider.

The Hansard Fraser points to says cocaine is £40 a gramme. A half pint of cider, well….

Sainsbury\’s has come under fire for slashing the price of cider to 26p a pint, fuelling concern over the role of supermarkets in the nation\’s binge-drinking culture.

So, umm, 13 p.

So, we can now calculate how much cocaine Fraser thinks is in a line, can we not?

One three hundred and eighth of a gramme.

1/308 g.

Journalists really are lightweights, aren\’t they?

 

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Surreptitious Evil
Surreptitious Evil
17 years ago

Come on – he’s a journo – he won’t buy cider in Sainsbury’s (or even Waitrose) – how would he put it on expenses?

There are some staggeringly expensive pubs in Westminster – it would only need to be, what, £4 per pint to get to Freud’s reputed 50mg dose?

Mark Wadsworth
17 years ago

Yup. Anybody who only sniffs it 0.003 of a gram at a time is a lightweight.

Bob B
Bob B
17 years ago

“Sainsbury’s has come under fire for slashing the price of cider to 26p a pint”

C’mon. Tesco has “Value” lager at 22p a can – mind you, it’s only 2% alcohol.

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