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On the definition of a diplomat

On the wildly unbalanced extradition treaty between the UK and the US:

But a spokesman for the US embassy in London said: \”We think the treaty is fair and balanced.

\”We consider it fair and balanced and reflects a mature law enforcement based on trust and respect.\”

A diplomat is someone sent abroad to lie for their country. That gentleman is being very diplomatic there.

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The Pedant-General
The Pedant-General
15 years ago

Don’t let Pandragon see this, but I am reminded of…

If a lady says “No”, she means “maybe”
If a lady says “Maybe”, she means “Yes”
If a lady says “Yes”, she is not a lady.

If a Diplomat says “Yes”, s/he means “maybe”
If a Diplomat says “Maybe”, s/he means “No”
If a Diplomat says “No”, s/he is not a Diplomat.

🙂

dearieme
dearieme
15 years ago

“A diplomat is someone sent abroad to lie for their country”: no, no, fucking no! It’s a subtle joke not a crude insult. “A diplomat is someone sent to lie abroad for their country.” Geddit?

Chris
Chris
15 years ago

What dearieme said. Hear, hear, fucking hear! (Not ‘here, here,’ which one sees a lot nowadays, and which is as annoying as the near-ubiquitous misquotation of Henry Wotton.)

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