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Author doesn’t understand authoring trade

Which brings us to the strange case of celebrity writers – famous people who suddenly decide to write a book. It is a peculiar impulse, not least because it doesn’t work the other way round. You rarely hear that Hilary Mantel, A S Byatt or Alan Hollinghurst have decided to enhance their professional skill set by taking up modelling or acting, becoming a television gardener, cook or chat show host. Yet the autumn brings a rich harvest of fiction by celebs who clearly reckon that writing is a doddle.

Err, no.

A book with a famous name on it sells.

Russell Brand got a book contract because he’s got squiddely million Twitter followers, not because he’s got anything to say. Floella had a best seller without actually writing one. And Naomi Campbell has had best sellers without actually reading them (as has the orange one with the strange taste in men).

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Matt Wardman
Matt Wardman
10 years ago

Who’s Floella?

Sounds like a brand of drainpipe.

Rob Harries
Rob Harries
10 years ago

I think it’s zoella. A fashion you tuber. Look up college humour and fashion blogger for a funny and succint parody

Philip Scott Thomas
Philip Scott Thomas
10 years ago

I rather like the idea of Hilary Mantel taking up acting. I can easily see her as Dobby the house elf.

Gareth
Gareth
10 years ago

“(as has the orange one with the strange taste in men).”

Dale Winton?

Mr Ecks
Mr Ecks
10 years ago

You beat me to it Gareth. I was going to say ” Which orange one with a strange taste in men?” It’s a rich choice.

Mr Ecks
Mr Ecks
10 years ago

Also” Floella” ?

Foella Benjamin–used to be on Play School?

Cue window jokes.

Bloke in Costa Rica
Bloke in Costa Rica
10 years ago

The article itself talks about Morrissey having written a book. I am trying to imagine the circumstances under which my paucity of reading material would be sufficiently dire as to compel me to read anything that ridiculous po-faced twat had to say. It doesn’t bear thinking about.

Richard Gadsden
Richard Gadsden
10 years ago

They don’t write books. They endorse them.

SC
SC
10 years ago

@Mr Ecks.

Floella Benjamin most certainly has written several books. They weren’t best sellers, as far as I know. But that’s probably because she actually did write them herself.

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