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A Muslim drag queen has acted as a witness for as many as 12 asylum seekers trying to prove they are gay, The Telegraph can reveal.

Asifa Lahore, Britain’s “first out Muslim drag queen”, who is a trans woman, gave evidence in “10 or 12” immigration appeals within a year, court documents show.

No, leave aside the giving evidence shtick.

If you are a trans woman – ie, a MtoF – then you are, by hte standards insisted upon, actually a woman. At which point you can’t be doing drag, can you? Not unless that means dressing up in a suit and tie. Because drag is a bloke dressing up as a woman.

A woman dressing up as a woman is not drag.

QED

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Ottokring
Ottokring
8 months ago

In any case, wouldn’t a Moslem drag queen just be some bloke in a burka ?

The Meissen Bison
The Meissen Bison
8 months ago

How would some berk in a burka be able to testify as to the gayness of men if she is a woman?

Grist
Grist
8 months ago

There is a reason why some novelists make lot of money. It takes some skill to fashion fiction that is logical and believable. Lawyers are just crap at constructing fiction. See TTK…

Boganboy
Boganboy
8 months ago

‘This doesn’t work, does it?’

Alas it seems to!! Boo Hoo!!!!

bloke in spain
bloke in spain
8 months ago

How would some berk in a burka be able to testify as to the gayness of men if she is a woman?
If you want an honest answer to that, I can give you one. The one I know quite well convincing presents as a stunningly attractive brasileira. Needless to say it’s on the game & I’ve asked it about its clients. None of them are gay. A few of them are bi-sex but mostly they’re straight, get off on the idea of a chick with a dick. And since it’s “passive”, it’s not even fucking them.
So its evidence would be, generally they’re not gay. However, I guess that’s not what’s required in this case, so maybe this one’s lying. Crossdressers might be more be more reliable. They often are gay or bi-sex. It’s a different kink. So Tim’s QED would be correct.

Esteban
Esteban
8 months ago

This raises a question I’ve wondered about for a bit now – aren’t they comingling transsexuals & transvestites, at least when it’s convenient to do so?

Likewise, ignoring the difference between, for example, a man who says “I should’ve been born a woman” or “I feel like my soul or brain is female” or “damnit, I don’t care what my genitalia and chromosomes say,
I’m a woman”. And, of course, the difference between the man who claims “I am a woman” who knows he isn’t biologically a woman but wants everyone to go along versus the man who truly believes he is (i.e, is delusional).

Perhaps dumping everyone possible into the tranny category (like the teenager seeking attention) gives them more leverage?

The Meissen Bison
The Meissen Bison
8 months ago

BiS: «If you want an honest answer to that […the] evidence would be, generally they’re not gay. »

Thanks

Steve
Steve
8 months ago

Think of how crazy our laws are that being a homosexual *increases* your chances of being allowed into our country?

Why would we want that?

I sneeze in threes
I sneeze in threes
8 months ago

Isn’t it traditional for a muslim drag act to involve hanging someone off the back of a Toyota pickup truck?

Bloke in Germany
Bloke in Germany
8 months ago

“So the witness contends that as a woman, sleeping with a male asylum seeker proves the male asylum seeker is gay?”

“Yes m’lud.”

“Asylum granted! After all if an argument like that works the country is without question an asylum! Boom! Boom!:

Simon Neale
Simon Neale
8 months ago

“I hereby certify that the foreign men listed below have, to the best of my recollection, sodomised me/been sodomised by me/fellated me/been fellated by me and should therefore be given a council flat, enhanced police and judicial protection, benefits, and access to your kids”.

bloke in spain
bloke in spain
8 months ago

@Estaban
Indeed. There’s a service some of the working girls offer called feminization. They dress the client up in female clothes, do make-up etc. May involve dominance/sub games. Fucking the client up the arse with a strap on. Or may not even involve sex at all. The clients are most definitely not gay. It’s also a thing for couples. People are weird. It’s a given.

M
M
8 months ago

The whole “trans” thing is all about the original trans, namely transgression.

“You can’t do that”. Well, now some people want to.

It’s for attention, which is why they’re so hysterical about correcting the pronouns. Confusion in onlookers is the point; it implies that the onlookers are devoting attention to the perpetrator.

Agammamon
Agammamon
8 months ago

Trans women are women – except when its useful for them not to be.

Sex and Gender are not the same thing – except when its useful that they be so.

Doublethink.

anon
anon
8 months ago

“Because drag is a bloke dressing up as a woman”

Traditionally yes but in a bizarre twist of culture eating itself, drag queens have become more diverse too. There are now female drag queens (female from birth) who dress up, well, as if they were a man pretending to be a woman. With their own drag persona and drag appearance which is distinct from their everyday self. And trans drag queens have become very common. So someone born a man claiming to genuinely be a woman, then dressing up and adopting the persona of a man impersonating a woman.

Chris Miller
Chris Miller
8 months ago

@anon

Stop it, my brain hurts 🙂

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