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Cougars may want to reconsider tying the knot with a much younger man. Women who marry a partner seven to nine years younger increase their risk of dying by 20 percent, according to a study published in the journal Demography.

The risk of dying is still 100%* I think you\’ll find.

*Unless you\’re the Virgin Mary or Elijah, both of whom managed the departur   e without the process of dying.

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Jim
Jim
15 years ago

Huh.
There’s a Tomb of the Virgin Mary. What did they bury then?

Chuckles
Chuckles
15 years ago

18 goes into 50 more times than 50 goes into 18?

sconzey
15 years ago

Or Enoch.

Tim Newman
15 years ago

Risk = likelihood x consequence

Regardless of the likelihood, the consequences of dying are pretty fucking severe on their own.

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