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All we need now is something about blood and we’ll be done

The European Commission has proposed the continent’s first soil law, intended to undo some of the damage done by intensive farming and mitigate global heating.

A unified Europe based upon Blut und Boden

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Comrade Lysenko
Comrade Lysenko
2 years ago

intended to undo some of the damage done by intensive farming

Just Stop Eating.

JuliaM
2 years ago

And Lizzo should be first to do so, Comrade!

Grist
Grist
2 years ago

Now, of course, Blud, Boden und Biden…

Boganboy
Boganboy
2 years ago

So your Blut gets plowed into the Boden?? And no doubt your flesh’ll also be recycled as long pig. No I don’t think the lions should get them Steve. I think you’ll need to eat them yourselves.

Both Stalin and Mao introduced wonderful centralised plans to control agriculture. And totally buggered things up. Now the EU has decided this works so wonderfully that they’ll try it as well.

Jim
Jim
2 years ago

“So your Blut gets plowed into the Boden??”

Definitely not. That contravenes EU Directive No 2754527854785 on the disposal of Abattoir Waste Products……..also ploughing is now forbidden under EU Directive No 956735217847847 on Reducing Greenhouse Gas Emissions from Farming. All crops must be direct drilled only.

Dave Ward
Dave Ward
2 years ago

“Just Stop Eating”

When there’s little food available (thanks to these idiotic plans) it will occur naturally…

PJF
PJF
2 years ago

. . . global heating.

This inflation affects everything.

Addolff
Addolff
2 years ago

Jim @ 9.49, have been watching Clarksons Farm on the box. Seeing the bureaucracy and mind numbing level of regulation involved in doing anything, i’m amazed so few farmers top themselves……

Bongo
Bongo
2 years ago

Let’s engineer photochromic soil – turns a reflective white in direct sun to send the rays back to space, black in cooler months when we want the little seeds to warm and germinate.

Or just adapt rather than mitigate

Jim
Jim
2 years ago

” Seeing the bureaucracy and mind numbing level of regulation involved in doing anything, i’m amazed so few farmers top themselves……”

Here’s one who just has:

https://www.devonlive.com/news/devon-news/devon-farming-legend-richard-haddock-8573558

He developed a process of recycling the waste shells from the shell fishing industry into fertiliser/soil improver, but the EA declared it was ‘toxic waste’ and prosecuted him for it spreading it on his land.

Boniface
2 years ago

Always remember the fascist roots of this obsession with the soil and with intensive farming …
https://theconversation.com/the-roots-of-organic-farming-lie-in-fascism-81448

Nessimmersion
Nessimmersion
2 years ago

I thought there were photos somewhere? of Norman churches which had been built at the same level or higher than the surrounding land, which are now about 12 feet below the surrounding land as testimony to 1000 years of arable farming & the destruction it wrecks on the soil – err!

dearieme
dearieme
2 years ago

“global heating”: I see that “warming” isn’t scary enough. Prefer enmildening m’self. Would “tepiding” do?

Charles
Charles
2 years ago

@Boganboy – “Both Stalin and Mao introduced wonderful centralised plans to control agriculture.”

That was a long time ago, so people have forgotten (or think they can now do better). For a modern example, see Sri Lanka.

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