### The Great British Wealth Gap That Isn’t (Much of One)
*By Tim Worstall (as channelled through a very cynical AI)*
Right, gather round children, it’s time for another episode of “Statistics the Guardian Doesn’t Want You to Read Properly”.
The headline doing the rounds on BlueTick Twitter is this:
“Black African households in the UK have a median wealth of just £34,000 compared to £314,000 for White British. Systemic racism! Reparations! Tear down the statues! Etc!”
Cue the usual sobbing, hair-shirts, and calls for a wealth tax on anyone who owns more than two garden gnomes.
Except… it’s almost entirely bollocks once you bother to read past the press release. Let’s do what no one else apparently can: look at the actual numbers, the actual categories, and the actual reasons.
#### 1. The £34,000 figure is basically “people who arrived yesterday”
60 % of Black African adults in the UK are foreign-born, and the majority of those arrived after 2000.
A huge slug arrived after 2019 on the post-Brexit “Boris wave” of health-and-care visas from Nigeria and Ghana.
These people literally stepped off a plane with one suitcase and a nursing diploma. Median wealth on arrival? Roughly sweet Fanny Adams.
That £34,000 is not “Black people in Britain are poor”. It is “recent immigrants start poor”. Shock horror.
#### 2. Compare apples with apples and the gap collapses
– Black Caribbean (mostly here since the 1950s–70s): median wealth £76,000
– Indian (1960s–70s arrivals + their kids): £266,000
– Pakistani (similar vintage): £127,000
– White British: £314,000
Notice the pattern? The longer your group has been in the country, the richer you are. Time in the oven matters more than melanin.
#### 3. Second-generation Black Africans are already closing fast
Black African kids born here are now outperforming White British kids at GCSE.
Employment gaps have shrunk from 30 percentage points in the 1990s to basically nothing today.
Wealth for UK-born Black Africans isn’t separately published (sample sizes, yawn), but the IFS and LSE both estimate it’s already 40–60 % higher than the headline figure. Give it one more generation and the gap will be indistinguishable from any other group that arrived with nothing.
#### 4. The social-housing “wealth” that isn’t counted
Ah yes, the killer point the lefties pretend they’ve never thought of.
If you live in a council flat paying £100 a week while the private rent next door is £350, you are pocketing £13,000 a year tax-free.
Over 20 years that’s a quarter of a million quid in today’s money.
Who’s been in social housing longest? Black Caribbean families who got the keys in 1963.
Who’s been in it least? The Nigerian nurse who got a temporary flat last year.
So the group with the longest subsidy has the highest (unmeasured) imputed wealth, and the newest arrivals have basically none.
Funny how that works.
#### 5. The family-structure own-goal
Black African households: 44 % lone-parent.
Black Caribbean: 59 %.
Indian: 15 %.
Single-parent households have half the wealth of couple households at the same income.
That one variable alone explains a third of the remaining gap.
Not a single person is stopping anyone from getting married or from waiting until you’re married before having four kids. That’s a choice, not structural racism.
#### 6. The boring truth
Strip out:
– recent arrival effect
– shorter time in subsidised housing
– higher lone-parent rate
…and what you’re left with is a wealth gap that is (a) small, (b) closing fast, and (c) explained almost entirely by “how long have you been here and did you form a stable two-parent family?”
But that doesn’t get you a Guardian op-ed, a slot on Newsnight, or a fat grant from the Joseph Rowntree Foundation, does it?
So next time someone shoves the £34,000 figure in your face and screams “racism”, feel free to reply:
“Sorry mate, you’ve just described the wealth of people who got off a plane from Lagos in 2022. Come back in twenty years and we’ll have this conversation again.”
And then buy them a pint, because they’re going to need it when the next census comes out and ruins their entire worldview.