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The EU’s plan

Sovereignty is not bought, it is built. With no globally dominant digital companies of its own, Europe will assert credible and lasting sovereignty only by combining ambitious regulation, massive investment, sovereign innovation, coordinated action and the development of its talent.

It must invest in research and critical infrastructure: sovereign cloud services, networks and satellites, semiconductors. It must support the European ecosystem across the entire value chain: AI and algorithms, cybersecurity, quantum technologies and datacentres. It must train and attract far more top-tier digital experts. And it must foster the emergence of industry champions capable of competing with big tech, through funding for startups, consolidating innovative SMEs and building native European platforms.

Recreate everything that everyone else is already doing. Rather than, say, adding to human richness and wealth by doing something additionl, something we cannot get elsewhere…..

But what if the criticism is actually correct?

Today in Brazil, Europe’s climate leadership could unravel. This is not only because the US has again withdrawn from the Paris agreement and the Trump administration is actively seeking to undermine other countries’ commitments, including those in Europe. Nor is it solely because countries in the global south – from India and Indonesia to the Gulf states and Turkey – refuse to compromise growth for climate, blaming the global north, especially Europe, for the crisis. It is also because Europe itself, gripped by an internal “greenlash”, risks going missing in action.

After the Covid-19 pandemic and Russia’s full-scale invasion of Ukraine, the dominant narrative around the Green Deal’s potential to drive investment and innovation shifted. Nationalist and far-right groups gained traction as they turned the deal into a bogeyman: an ideological project driven by liberals and the left – wittingly or unwittingly in league with China – to weaken Europe. These forces, alongside entrenched fossil fuel and agricultural lobbies, repeatedly claimed that the Green Deal would cause Europe’s deindustrialisation and allow Beijing to exploit new green interdependencies.

As Hannah Arendt observed decades ago, the more falsehoods are repeated, the more they harden into convictions.

That is, after all, logically possible. That the EU hsa adopted bad policies which it is also implementing badly. No?

You don’t have to go as far as I do – that because it is the EU it is therefore by definition bad policies done badly – to accept the at least possibility that they’re doing the wrong thing….

One of the perils of state funding of politics

The anti-fraud inquiries focused on two groups, both created in late 2014. The first was the Alliance for Direct Democracy in Europe (ADDE), a pan-European political party based in Brussels and composed of Eurosceptic MEPs. Its director was Roger Helmer, a Ukip representative who later resigned his seat amid a separate inquiry into misuse of public funds, while the majority of its members belonged to Ukip, including Farage himself. Eurosceptics from France, Italy and Germany were also members.

It was eligible for public EU funds and successfully applied for €1.2 million — the maximum amount available — in its first year, using the money on assorted costs including restaurants, taxis and “consultancy” bills.

Now, wholly true, I know none of the details here. But think about incentives just for a moment. You’ve a bureaucracy, the bureaucracy gets to give money to the politics which funds the bureaucracy. The bureaucracy is going to be right pissed at having to give money to the politics which would like to defund, abolish, the bureaucracy.

State funding will lead to – inevitably – th exclusion of those who would rock the establishment boat.

So, the EU is run by and for farmers then

Veggie burgers, tofu steak and cauliflower schnitzel will be off the menu if the European parliament gets its way after a vote on food names.

MEPs voted on Wednesday by 355 in favour to 247 against to reserve names such as “steak”, “burger” and “sausage” exclusively for products derived from meat, a longstanding demand of farm unions.

In order to come into effect, the idea would have to be approved by a majority of the EU’s 27 member states, which is far from certain.

The vote is a victory for the French centre-right MEP Céline Imart, who drafted the amendment to legislation intended to strengthen the position of farmers in the food supply chain.

Given that we’ve only got 30k farmers – actual real farmers that is, not including the hobbyists – that’s an organisation we do not wish to belong to then.

Good, glad we’ve got that settled then.

What a fun point!

American democracy might not survive another year – is Europe ready for that?
Alexander Hurst

Trapped between Putin and Trump, EU citizens understand the grave dangers facing the continent. Their leaders urgently need to face reality, too

Europe’s run by incompetent tossers who cannot see the nose on their face. Therefore, of course, we must have more Europe!

So, here’s our problem

Ribera, the executive vice-president of the European Commission for clean, just and competitive transition…….Jessika Roswall, the EU commissioner for environment, water resilience and a competitive circular economy,

“just transition” “circular economy”. They’ve already baked into their job titles the political outcome they desire rather than the actual technical one of OK, so whaddawedo about this particular problem then?

Why?

It would be reasonable to assume that people who move from one EU country to another in search of work and opportunity are among the union’s most reliable supporters.

Go out there, see what shits Europeans are, decide against the project.

I don’t say that’s necessarily true but it’s perfectly fine as a logical proposition, no?

This is my surprised face

The Greek prime minister has vowed to get to the bottom of how a scheme of fraudulent EU subsidy claims could have operated undetected in the country for years, as he admitted that the scandal had revealed “the state’s inadequacy” in dealing with corruption.

Faced with revelations that “fake” farmers had been scamming designated agricultural funds to the tune of a reputed €290m (£249m), Kyriakos Mitsotakis said on Monday a special taskforce would be set up to “immediately and exhaustively” investigate the illegal payments.

Fraud? In EU farming subsidies in Greece?

Whatever next?

Fucking cretins

The European Union is planning to ban airlines from charging extra to take both a “personal item” — the small under-seat bag — and a one small carry-on wheelie bag.

The wheelie bag would be stowed in the overhead locker and would need to weigh less than 7kg and have maximum dimensions of 100cm (sum of length, width and height).

Members of the European parliament’s transport and tourism committee voted to ban airlines charging extra for two bags, in an effort to simplify booking processes, remove so-called drip pricing and save consumers money.

All tickets will now go up in price.

Complete fucking idiocy.

But this is what the elected representatives of 450 million people get up to. Trying to micromanage life – and being cuntish idiots with it to boot.

Jacquerie. It’s the only answer.

They’re insane, aren’t they?

Cheap phone calls for British holidaymakers were blocked by the EU in Brexit reset talks.

Southern European states, including Spain and Italy, derailed a bid by Sir Keir Starmer to drop roaming charges for UK tourists.

The EU, pushed by countries that attract millions of British tourists, refused to allow the UK back into a scheme that lets travellers use mobile data at local rates when abroad.

The rejection was a blow to Government negotiators hoping to reduce friction for holidaymakers.

When the EU first decided to scrap roaming charges in 2016, the government estimated it would save UK travellers £1.4 billion a year. Following Britain’s exit from the EU, most British providers now charge extra for bundles so that their customers can use mobile internet overseas.

But, but, what in buggery does that have to do with the European Union? With Britain’s relationship with 450 million people? With giving them all the fish? What is this to do with government at all?

Every Dago Spiv with a deal or bee in bonnet

Sir Keir Starmer’s reset with the European Union could involve a deal on the status of Gibraltar, Spain’s foreign minister has suggested.

Any idea on rejoining – or, as here, in a new deal – would be subject to every Dago and other types of dastardly foreigner insisting that the bee in their bonnet must be addressed. The French would demand the fish, Spain Gibraltar and no doubt we’ve one or more outstanding niggles with all of them. All of which we’d have to surrender upon so that Islingtonites can feel good and European about themselves.

So, you know, let’s not do that.

Interesting idea

A vast network of trade and aid agreements connects the EU with more than 70 countries. The union could become an important standalone global actor and even thrive in a multipolar world. But it must first shed its Eurocentric worldviews, complacent policymaking and double standards.

Europe must not be run for Europeans.

Hmmm.

Well, it is Andy Beckett

Centrists won’t beat Reform UK by echoing its messages. They should emphasise the true unworkability of policies like Brexit

Yes, yes. All the things that Nige emphasises would be solved if we were just run by Ursula instead.

It’s a fairly extreme political poisition that, no?

Fair point

Would he be prepared to accept US chlorinated chicken as the price of a more comprehensive trade pact? “If you have a look at the chicken we are currently importing from Thailand, you look at the conditions they’ve been reared in, and that every single bag of pre-made salad in every single supermarket has been chlorinated … once those basics have been accepted I’ll have a debate with you,” he replies.

Cretins, cretins, cretins

Brussels is targeting American yachts, tobacco and orange juice for retaliatory tariffs after Donald Trump hit steel and aluminium exports with a 25 per cent tax.

Sweetcorn, rice, almonds, cranberries, iron, steel, aluminium, certain vehicles and clothes, including Harley Davidson motorcycles and Levi’s jeans, are on the EU hit list.

Non-alcoholic beer, door and window frames, kitchenware, poultry and sausages are also in the firing line.

Don’t retaliate!

This is what happened in the 1930s, one lot imposed tariffs, everyone else retaliated and the global economy went down the toilet. Don’t do this. Just stand there and take it.

Piercing the corporate veil

Unlike Google, Meta, Apple and Amazon, which are publicly traded, X is owned solely by Mr. Musk. E.U. regulators are considering using a piece of the law that lets them calculate a fine based on revenue that also includes other companies Mr. Musk privately controls, like his rocket maker, SpaceX. That increases the potential penalty to well over $1 billion, one person said.

Complete, abject, tossers. There’s a point to corporate personhood, a reason for it.

Eh?

Breaches of the DMA can result in companies being fined 10% of worldwide revenue, or 20% if they reoffend. Based on Apple’s 2024 revenue of $391bn (£301bn), the maximum fine would be nearly $80bn.

The commission told Apple it must make its operating systems available to devices made by competitors, such as smartphones and wireless headphones, or else face the prospect of investigations and fines.

Apple must allow competitors to use/sell/load iOS? Or be fined $80 billion?

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