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They’re sellin’ our data!

ChatGPT is to begin showing users adverts for the first time unless they pay for a monthly subscription.

OpenAI, the bot’s developer, said it would start displaying adverts in the coming weeks based on what people ask ChatGPT.

However, it pledged not to sell users’ data and said the adverts would not influence what ChatGPT itself says.

Someone will, inevitably, start claiming what is denied there. That the company displyaing the ads sells our data to hte advertisers. Which isn’t what happens at all, of course.

Rather, the displaying company says to hte would be advertiser, well, we can slice and dice our audience these myriad ways. Male, female, age, likes to look at pages about the Roman Empire, has looked at ads for Italian property recently and so on. But they do not sell that data to the advertiser. That’s wholly an invention of those who would REEEE. Instead, the displaying company offers the advertiser the opportunity to advertise to those who meet those demographics. No one ever gets sent the information – they get allowed to use it to direct ads.

This whole idea that – say – Facebooks “sells our information” just isn’t true. But given how many people believe it it’s been a pretty effective lie now, hasn’t it?

Aha, aha, aha

Authorities in Denmark are urgently studying how to close an apparent security loophole in hundreds of Chinese-made electric buses that enables them to be remotely deactivated.

The investigation comes after transport authorities in Norway, where the Yutong buses are also in service, found that the Chinese supplier had remote access for software updates and diagnostics to the vehicles’ control systems – which could be exploited to affect buses while in transit.

Iam unconvinced this applies only to Yutong buses, or Chinese buses. Any system – say a Tesla – where the update can be done on the fly and over the air can be told to brick the system, no?

My word, eh?

Experts said the outage underlined the dangers of the internet’s reliance on a small number of tech companies, with Amazon, Microsoft and Google playing a key role in the cloud market.

Dr Corinne Cath-Speth, the head of digital at human rights organisation Article 19, said: “We urgently need diversification in cloud computing. The infrastructure underpinning democratic discourse, independent journalism and secure communications cannot be dependent on a handful of companies.”

Cori Crider, the executive director of the Future of Technology Institute, a thinktank that supports a sovereign technology framework for Europe, said: “The UK can’t keep leaving its critical infrastructure at the mercy of US tech giants. With Amazon Web Services down, we’ve seen the lights go out across the modern economy – from banking to communications.”

It wasn’t, I fear, really necessary to ask these birds for a quote. AI, cut and paste, just run the last one in fact, would have worked just as well. Big Septic Tech is bad, see?

So the age verification system didn’t work then?

A huge communications blackout has hit Afghanistan after Taliban authorities began severing fibre-optic connections in several provinces to prevent “vice”.

“A nationwide telecoms blackout is now in effect,” said Netblocks, a watchdog organisation that monitors cybersecurity and internet governance.

“We’re now observing national connectivity at 14% of ordinary levels.”

The watchdog said the incident “appears consistent with the intentional disconnection of service”.

Taliban authorities began the crackdown on internet access earlier this month, in effect shutting down high-speed internet in several regions.

Start airdropping the Starlink terminals then, eh?

Typepad is closing and I know a guy

Typepad closes at the end of this month and all the archives disappear. Not sure how important that is for any readers here but I know a guy – well, all of us here know the guy – who will move old sites onto WordPress.

Under $100 to get the job done.

So, if this is something that matters to you drop me a line…..

Linked in jobs needs a bit of work

Just been invited to apply for an IT consulting job (mobiles and ADSL – BinND stuff and there would be comic value to me trying that), hybrid in Lisbon, and part time ground staff for Ryanair at Lisbon Airport.

Jobs I’m wholly incapable of doing (OK, I could do the ground staff but wouldn’t want to) 150 km away?

Linked In might need to upgrade their filters, you know?

But, but, there must be control!

Closing the Stanford Internet Observatory will edge the US towards the end of democracy
John Naughton
The organisation responsible for monitoring digital falsehoods is reportedly being wound down after pressure from Republicans and conspiracy theorists

As ever, the problem with the answer to “What is Truth?” is “Who defines what is true?”

The only answer anyone’s ever come up with that does not descend into an authoritarian dystoopia is “No one does”.

The moment there’s someone who can say “You can’t say that” – absent such general restrictions as libel and calls to immediate violence – then people with a script for society will struggle and take power at the people with the power to censor. Which is why we can’t have the censorship.

This is true whether it’s darkies are stupid, climate change totally is happening so or Biden’s a doddery. As it happens the answers are no, yes, yes – but the moment there’s someone with that power to state that these are “true” with all the concommitant well, people shouldn’t lie so therefore they can’t be allowed to say yes, no, no, then there will be people struggling for that power to determine what people will say.

So, we can’t have that determinant of truth. Not one with any actual power that is.

A Satisfying Challenge: The World’s Toughest Games

It’s easy to see the appeal of gaming. While video games and eSports are part of the modern entertainment industry, games have been around for millennia. Ancient Egyptians in higher social statuses would have spent time playing Senet, while their contemporaries in Ancient Babylonia would have preferred the Royal Game of Ur.

These games both involved rolling the dice and advancing across a board. The Egyptian Senet was a bit more focused on spirituality and the afterlife, while the Royal Game of Ur was used more squarely as a military campaign game. Fast forward to today and these types of games remain popular. Henry Cavill, for example, is busy working on a Warhammer 40,000 adaptation, attempting to flip the tabletop war game into a Hollywood-calibre script.

The appeal of gaming across the ages has remained largely the same: players seek to win, have fun, and push their analytical skills to new levels. But some games, both digital and analog, make it more of a sport to win. Rather than unwinding, these titles are focused on challenging the mind.

Poker

Poker is one of the most ubiquitous card games in the world. Players today can gather virtually to compete with one another in online home games, compete in tournaments, and even advance to in-person events. But casual players who want to go pro must have incredible strategic chops, a lengthy understanding of how to read opponents and the table, and an ability to remain in control of their emotions.

Players who succeed in one avenue often struggle in another. For example, a pro player like Phill Hellmuth has displayed incredible analytical and tactical knowledge in his games, helping earn him a reputation as a top player. But it’s his emotional tilts that have prevented him from staying at the top of the player field over time.

Go

Staying in analog, let’s cover another storied game. Go is much older than poker, believed to be played first around the 5th century BCE. This makes it the oldest continuously played board game in the world. It was originally developed to help teach nobility in Ancient China deduction and critical thinking skills.

Players must surround enemy pieces on a gridded board. The challenge in this game lies in its complexity and dynamism. There isn’t one way to win—in fact, there are almost infinite ways to enact a winning strategy. Games tend to go on for longer and with a greater scope of play than comparable titles like chess.

Elden Ring

Let’s shift far away from board games like Go and card games like poker. Elden Ring is a 2022 RPG, open-world game that builds off the Demon’s Soul franchise before it. Though RPGs like this dark, combat game are popular, Elden Ring takes things in a purposefully difficult (if not outright masochistic) direction.

Players must develop combat skills and build a weapons repertoire quickly if they want to defeat even basic-level enemies. Though there are plenty of combat options to choose from, the game very quickly advances into expert territory. For example, players must even learn which opponents they can’t defeat and must instead learn to avoid at all costs.

Cuphead & Super Meat Boy

To finish off this list, let’s cover two video games that offer the same challenge. Super Meat Boy (2010) and Cuphead (2017) are side-scrolling games that require players to move at lightning speed. Super Meat Boy is a darker, dungeon-based adventure that sees one character, Meat Boy, attempt to save his beloved Bandage Girl. In Cuphead, players must collect souls for the devil, having already sold their soul to do his dark bidding.

Kitschy premises (and unique graphic approaches) aside, both games require players to move at lightning speed to advance. In Cuphead, they’ll also need to kick butt in a few boss battles. But the core challenge remains the same: move faster at every single level or be obliterated by a brand new set of obstacles. Though players have infinite lives to continue the journey, not everyone is able to keep up the pace.

Google lies, the lying bastards

Export a report
To export a report:

Open the report you’d like to export. Analytics exports the report as it is currently displayed on your screen, so make sure that you’ve applied your desired date range and report settings.

No, no it doesn’t.

Clicking on the download report gets this:

That’s the level up from what my page is showing, that’s the site, not the subset I’m interested in.

Lying bastards, eh?

Seems a slightly stiff price here

Via email:

Just to let you know, that your Unlimited World 12 months* subscription expires in 3 days.

Extend your subscription today for current cost of EUR131.61/month to stay in touch with friends and family using your Skype subscription.

131 a month? Think I might just use the occasional 10 EUR top up method…..

No

Tim Cook unveils $3,500 Vision Pro headset in Apple’s most significant launch since iPhone

Really, just no.

OK, so what do I know etc? But wrong price point. As with anything that requires content to make it work as an environment it needs to be cheap to create the incentives to produce the content.

She’s not got that addled, has she?

TikTok’s inane videos are “eroding ambition and motivation” in Western teenagers, the president of the British Chambers of Commerce has claimed.

Baroness Martha Lane Fox, who is also a former Twitter board member and co-founder of Lastminute.com, said the video sharing app was bombarding young people with addictive content and keeping them glued to their phones.

The peer claimed TikTok was purposefully feeding Western teenagers “dumbed down” content while presenting Chinese young people with videos about “maths, science and the brilliance of going into space and invention”.

Hmm, maybe she has. No doubt we should have a wholemal, British made, version. The Austin Allegra version perhaps?

Unconvinced about this

ChatGPT can beat the stock market, professor claims

Really unconvinced:

Artificial intelligence (AI) chatbots may be able to correctly predict the movement of stock prices by instantly analysing news headlines, research has claimed.

Experts from the University of Florida analysed the accuracy of ChatGPT, an AI algorithm, at guessing whether a news item would send the price of a share higher or lower.

The researchers found the bot was, in many cases, better at gauging whether a story might move the price than other “sentiment analysis” tools used by financial analysts.

The research, which has not been peer reviewed, compared ChatGPT’s answers about various headlines to real share price movements from historical data.

On historical data, maybe. But LLMs are only useful up to the end of their training period. So to work on current data that means the training period must be current…..

Any clever webbie people out there? Yahoo! News inclusion possibilities

So, we’ve got a finance news thing going. Being published by a real newspaper too. Stock market pieces, based, a bit, on what you might find in a newspaper stock market page really.

So, what’s the process of trying to get this picked up and included in the Yahoo News package? Not, how do I get a press release published by Yahoo, but anyone know how to get them to consider the site as a source for their news operation?

They’re asking what?

Top scientists on Monday urged Rishi Sunak to invest $600m in building a new supercomputer capable of training up advanced artificial intelligence programmes.

Sorry?

These machines are necessary to train the complicated programs needed for artificial intelligence tools, such as ChatGPT, which was developed by Silicon Valley start-up OpenAI. These chatbots need huge amounts of computer power when being developed.

But that’s not what Chat GPT does. They want more computing they go rent some more computer time off Amazon or Google.

You don’t need – nor want actually – more shiny shiny kit to make AIs. You want more time. So, rent the time not buy the shiny shiny.

Eh?

The “Chinese technological iron grip” of TikTok risks leaving musicians with a raw deal on royalties, Britain’s former tech minister has warned.

Damian Collins accused the wildly popular social media app of trying to cut artists out of the equation by blocking users’ access to music on the platform.

TikTok, which is owned by Chinese tech giant ByteDance, has been carrying out a trial in Australia that limits the number of songs users can use in their videos.

The move forms part of efforts by TikTok to prove that music is not crucial to the app’s success, amid a clash with record labels over royalties.

But Mr Collins, who was tech minister between July and October last year, said TikTok’s test was “silencing creators in favour of its own self-interests”.

The Tory MP accused TikTok of “degrading” the music experience for users and said artists and songwriters were getting little in return for their contributions towards the success of the app.

“We cannot quietly stand by and let ByteDance and TikTok stifle our world-leading creative sector with their Chinese technological iron grip while enriching themselves from it at the same time,” he said.

“This suffocation of creative and commercial freedom must not be allowed to go any further – it must not be allowed to happen here in the UK.”

What in buggery is the man talking about?

So, TikTok is being shouted at/sued over royalties. So, it’s testing whether music is a necessary part of the experience so that all can work out what the royalties should be. How can anyone decide what royalties should be without knowing how important the music part is?

Collins seems to be taking the newspaper against Google News line. Not only must they carry our stuff but they must also pay us lots of money for doing so.

No, doesn’t work that way.

What, again?

Microsoft has sought to revive its ambitions of challenging Google’s search engine dominance in a deal with an artificial intelligence robot backed by Elon Musk.

The Silicon Valley company behind Windows and Office software is working with OpenAI, an AI company, on its ChatGPT software that has taken the technology world by storm.

The chatbot is able to provide human-like answers to questions and problems, akin to Amazon’s Alexa, presenting a potential rival to Google’s search tools.

Microsoft does seem to be making the same mistake again. Thinking that it’s the interface to search which is important, the manner of interrogation.

When, well for some users at least, it’s the answers themselves that matter, not the form of the delivery?

Squirrel-torturing?

Prompted by a post by everyone’s favourite Portugal-based squirrel-torturing blogger, Tim Worstall, I thought I’d dive into the practical implications of all the (frankly, horrendous) technical, security and privacy problems that Twitter was identified as having before Elon Musk rocked up as owner and CEO.

Hmm.

However, this bloke is senior in the industry, knows his onions – must do, he used to drink in the right pub in Bath. What more can I say?