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He was soon bungled out of the Patterson family’s California home and into a taxi on the way to the airport. He was being “gooned” – forcibly transported to a place aimed at correcting naughty children’s behaviour.

Within hours he had arrived at Agape, a Christian boarding school in Missouri that promises to turn around “rebellious boys”.

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salamander
salamander
3 years ago

I suppose it is better than what they would do in the inter war period. Back then parents would send their kids to the mental hospital where they would receive EST or a lobotomy.

Bloke in Wales
Bloke in Wales
3 years ago

“bungled”? Do they mean “bundled” or “burgled”?

jgh
jgh
3 years ago

Is that named after the English agape or the Greek agape?

Chris
Chris
3 years ago

BiW, they probably know at Gordonstoun.

Ottokring
Ottokring
3 years ago

Bungled is when one is stuffed into a bear suit.

John Galt
3 years ago

“Agape Boarding School does not transport boys to the school. If a parent asks for a transport company, Agape provides the names of three transport companies for the parent to choose from. Agape does not endorse and it is not affiliated with any transport company.”

Which I interpreted as “We don’t kidnap children ourselves, but we do have a list of approved kidnappers for you to use yourself”.

They should all be drowned in lakes of blood.

Diogenes
Diogenes
3 years ago

Ottokring wins the net and a year’s supply of Murphy tweets

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