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Who scripted this movie?

The former page-three model Samantha Fox has admitted to being drunk and disorderly in alleged scrap with her wife on a British airways flight.

6 thoughts on “Who scripted this movie?”

  1. In the words of Staffordshire rapper MC Pitman: –

    “There’s a girl called Sam, she used to be a fox,
    Now she’s a lezzer and avoids all c*cks.”

  2. If custard had been involved in the ‘fight’ between a couple of lezzers and someone had taped it, “I’d buy that for a dollar”.

  3. Lesbian-marriage divorce statistics are horrendous. This is understandable since in straight marriages it’s usually the woman who initiates divorce, so marriages with two women are pretty much doomed.
    Amusingly, lesbian and straight women cite exactly the same reasons for the divorce, demonstrating that the problem is with women, not men.

  4. @ wat

    I hear that the two most common reasons for divorce in lesbian marriages are cheating and domestic violence.

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