No, no, no, no, no:
So Michael Gove’s announcement on the Andrew Marr show this morning that the government plans to introduce an English baccalaureate is to be welcomed.
The whole damn point of the baccalaureate is that it is international.
That is, that the idiot educational establishment in Britain isn\’t able to get its hands on it and promote cooperation in plasticine snake making over the ability to read and write.
The entire point of the whole thing is to make sure that those who read and write The Guardian\’s education supplements have fuck all to do with anything.
Sadly, hanging them all would be illegal but at least we can make them irrelevant.