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August 2009

On the meaning of high profile

From Compass:

Our campaign for a High Pay Commission continues to receive widespread coverage in the media and the blogosophere. High profile signatories including (…), Clive Efford MP (PPS), Kate Green…

Who in buggery are those two?

Oh dear

Jonathan Freedland simply doesn\’t get what it is that banks do. Let\’s replace those nasty banks with Zopa and other peer to peer lending sites.

What if our man in Dundee can\’t or won\’t pay back the loan? Zopa\’s answer is that would-be borrowers undergo the same credit checks as imposed by any bank.

Ah, you see, the bank, as the intermediary, takes the risk of the default. That\’s why they take so much of the interest. Zopa doesn\’t take that risk thus doesn\’t take so much of the interest.

But there\’s something much more important:

The company can\’t envisage peer-to-peer mortgages, for example: how many individual lenders would want to tie up their money for 25 years?

One definition of a bank (first seen at Brad DeLong\’s) is someone who borrows short and lends long. Any system that isn\’t doing that is not going to be able to replace them.

Peer to peer lending is just fine, a useful addition to the marketplace. But it just ain\’t gonna replace the people who move savings and loans inter-temporally.

Compass are stupid

Worse than that, Compass are innumerate.

Here is their calculation of how much you get on the minimum wage.

Calculation: £44.16 per day. This works out as £220.80 per week or £11481.60 per year. 5 days a week, 40 hours per week (age 25).

That link there takes you to the TUC calculator which, when you put in the same criteria, gives you this result:

Based on the information you have provided, we estimate you should receive £45.84 per day for the work that you do. This works out as £229.20 per week or £11918.40 per year.

No, really, they cannot manage to write down the numbers that the calculator that they themselves use gives them.

Is it any wonder that we simply assume that all at Compass are thick as pig shit?

Just a thought about American health care

The, umm, argument about American health care is that it\’s very expensive, isn\’t it? At least in part?

And the people who are pointing to this as proof that the American health care system is very bad indeed are the same people who say that:

1) We should all pay more for our food because cheap food is very bad indeed.

2) We should all be paying more for our energy because cheap energy is very bad indeed.

Might we, at some point, be able to get them to make up their minds? Is cheap bad or expensive bad?

Planes trains and automobiles

Turns out that trains aren\’t all that non-polluting after all.

Defra also recalculated its figures for rail travel. It concluded that the average figure for \”national rail\” travel was 60.2 gCO2/pkm.

Coaches are much better.

Defra\’s new figure for coaches is 29.0 gCO2/pkm – twice as efficient as going by train and almost six times as efficient as flying.

But, here\’s the kicker. VW Polo diesel. 119 g /km. 4 people in it. 30 g/pkm.

So, we definitely don\’t want to be taking the train then and as a car goes where you actually want to go and a coach does not then cars all the way it is then.

There are good arguments for train systems in some places (London commuting for example) but it doesn\’t look like there\’s much of a carbon emissions one for trains elsewhere.

Et Tu Polly?

It\’s win-win: if families know their children will join a social mix, not be left stranded in a low-ability school, that eases middle class anxiety – while the mix raises all children\’s chances. The old GLC system used to band London children by ability at 11, so that every school got a fair share of each band. Had Labour dared break down class segregation instead of encouraging \”choice\” and phoney religious selection, results would be improving faster now.

Even Polly now supports the 11 plus? In effect, if not in name?

This is a little weird

For a party that has promised a \”bonfire of the quangos\”, turning Britain\’s best-loved institution into the biggest quango in the world – responsible for a £100bn budget and 1.4 million staff – is an idea that has had dangerously little scrutiny to date.

I was under the impression that El Gordo had already slipped the management of the NHS off to quangos?

And this is not just weird it\’s insane:

The second dividing line is on NHS pay. Andrew Lansley drops heavy hints that the Tories would reintroduce local pay bargaining. mistake. National pay structures bring a stability to the system in terms of recruitment and retention.

Living costs vary wildly across the country. £30 k a year (experienced nurse/nurse manager sort of level of money Band 7) is a decent middle class income in Newcastle and bleedin\’ awful in leafy Surrey. So we end up with a shortage of nurses in those more expensive parts of the country because it\’s not possible to recruit or retain sufficient at those rates of pay.

As living cost vary wildly so do regional rates of pay. And having centrally imposed rates means that people die as a result. Yes, centralisation kills.

Burnham is actually proposing as one of the core elements of Labour\’s stance on the NHS one of the few things about the system which is absolutely indefensible.

To put it at its simplest, so that even a Labour politician can understand it. We don\’t have a national market for labour and we don\’t have a national market for skilled health care labour. Thus having a single national price for such skilled health care labour is stupid, just stupid, stupid, stupid.

You\’ve already given up that argument by having the London weighting (and outer London and fringe areas), you already acknowledge this simple truth. Because we have regional variations in pay so should we have such in NHS pay.

George Pitcher: somewhat confused

Err, this doesn\’t make sense:

\”Of course,\” he drawled, \”you\’ll offer your properties as collateral.\” \”No,\” I replied. \”We\’re not giving personal guarantees. We have a good business plan and we\’re offering a small stake. You\’ll have to take the risk with us, if you want the reward.\” The spider press-ups froze. I might as well have told him that I\’d torched his mock-Tudor semi in Purley and sold his mousy wife to Somali pirates. The idea that his bank should take an entrepreneurial risk had cast him in a Bateman cartoon, his mouth open and his cheeks flushing. He could hardly contemplate the horror of it.

OK, UK retail banks don\’t take equity stakes in business plans in return for loans. That\’s not what they do. They\’ll lend against security (like housing) or in an established business against the security (perhaps a debenture or something) of the business itself.

Nothing new there at all.

The question \”Whom does my wealth enrich?\” is not one that keeps Barclays awake at night, evidently. Its answer is simple: us. I can see Bob Diamond, president of Barclays, passing one of those \”Make Poverty History\” posters in his limo and smiling to himself, murmuring: \”Job done.\”

But to use that to go on and moan about the rewards paid to that part of a bank which does take equity stakes in return for investment….well, that\’s simply silly as well as being confused.

The suburban bank manager ain\’t getting that sort of pay…..because he\’s not in that sort of entrepreneurial world. The people who are in that world do get that sort of pay: the VC companies, the investment part of banks.

There may still be thingswrong with the pay structure in those areas but Pitcher here has got very confused, at the best, about how banking works.

Err, no My Lord

Mogg senior:

The Attorney-General had a salary of £7,000, plus fees that had amounted to £8,183 in the previous year. Judges had a salary of £5,000 a year, equal to the Prime Minister, the four Lords of Appeal had £6,000. More surprisingly bishops were very handsomely paid and archbishops were getting the equivalent of City bonuses. The Most Rev Frederick Temple, as Archbishop of Canterbury, received £15,000, though York was only paid £10,000. Even humble Bristol, which had recently been reconstituted, was paid £3,000.

Of course, these sums have to be brought up to date in terms of retail prices. I have used the retail prices index that was constructed in the recent reissue of Roy Jastram’s The Golden Constant, which included valuable updated material by Jill Leyland.

That gives a factor of 90 to adjust 1900 salaries to contemporary figures. This puts the Prime Minister of 1900, together with other senior ministers, on a salary of £450,000.

Err, no. When trying to compare wages across time you should not upgrade (or deflate) by retial prices. You should rather use average earnings. We are, after all, trying to compare earnings, are we not, instead of the price of a loaf of bread?

That would make the PM\’s salary then equal to something over £2 million a year now.

How to tell it\’s a dud idea

List of signatories to a letter in The Guardian.

Seeing this lot you just know that it\’s got to be howling lunacy.

Caroline Lucas, Sunny Hundal, Richard Murphy, Prem Sikka, Gregor Gall, Brendan Barber, Andrew Simms, Neal Lawson, Johann Hari, John Harris, Chuka Umunna, teh stupid hurts, no mas, no mas.

They\’re calling for a High Pay Commission BTW, as if what it is they\’re asking for actually matters.

We need a High Pay Commission to launch a wide-ranging review of pay at the top. It should consider proposals to restrict excessive remuneration such as maximum wage ratios and bonus taxation to provide the just society and sustainable economy we all want.

Sigh.

Weird, just weird

Observer leader:

What conclusions can be drawn from such a confusing picture? One might be that, as Nassim Nicholas Taleb argues on these pages, we should be wary of experts. Alternatively, we might be in awe of how tough a job it is making sense of the global economy.

OK, Hayek\’s old game: the economy is too complex to be accurately modelled or predicted. We can only go by general rules rather than detailed regulations.

If we stopped comparing the \”competitiveness\” of national economic models, we could devote more attention to what kind of society we want, and what economic policies will get us there.

Eh? Planning is impossible because it\’s all too complex so let\’s start planning?

Arthur Ransome

I\’d known he was a journo in Russia during the revolution but not about the allegations that he was a spy for the Russians as well. He did a very good collection in English of Russian folk tales which is worth looking out.

This is excellent:

In 1919, he was arrested as he alighted the train at Kings Cross and taken to be cross-examined by Special Branch. When asked what his politics were, he replied: \”Fishing.\”

Interesting negotiating techniques of our time

So a possible customer comes along and asks for some squiddlepop oxide.

Fine, fine, what purity?

Umm, well, …..so we discuss and settle on a high purity.

So what will the price be?

So we discuss, and over the course of about 18 months this potential customer has been running around the world trying to find someone cheaper than our (extortionate, but cheaper than everyone else) price.

We agree on the price and then I ask, so, how much do you want?

Blibbley kilos a month, every month.

Ah, you umm, do know that blibbley x 12 kg is more than current total annual, global, consumption of squiddlepop oxide?

No, but is that a problem?

Well, yes, it is. Someone\’s going to have to open a new squiddlepop mine somewhere.

So, err, we can forget everything we\’ve already said about price then, eh?

And the answer is

The lesson of the latest recession is that far too many well-qualified young people have been wasting their talents in insecure, low-paid service jobs with limited prospects.

If we\’ve not got the jobs that require all these shiny new polytechnic degrees then clearly, we shouldn\’t be educating people at these shiny new polytechnics.

Ahhhh

a supreme court decision to brand any constitutional referendum unlawful has been used by US and Latin American conservatives to give an entirely spurious veneer of legality to Zelaya\’s overthrow.

So it was legal then Seumas?

Apt analogy

Deflation, not inflation, is the swine flu that risks infecting the economy; quantitative easing is its Tamiflu.

That is, something we\’ve not really tried before, certainly not on this scale, and something which we know to have side effects which may or may not be worse than the original disease we\’re trying to treat.

Enjoy it, it\’s an experiment.

Larry, ever heard of the yield curve?

Larry Elliott, Guardian economics editor, makes a fairly silly statement:

The banks are not exactly helping King and his colleagues on the monetary policy committee; they are hoarding cash and rebuilding profits decimated by ill-judged investments in fancy derivative products by gouging their customers. Over the last two years, the bank rate has come down from 5.25% to 0.5%, but a two-year fixed mortgage has come down by 1.6 percentage points and a five-year fixed home loan by just 0.5 points. Unsecured loans are more expensive than they were before the crunch.

For while what he says is in fact true, it\’s not enough of the truth to tell people what is actually happening. For there is something called the \”yield curve\”.

Here\’s the chart for this morning, lifted from the FT.

\"yield-curve\"

Now, this isn\’t exactly the same as the rates at which banks lend to each other but it does give us a useful little clue as to what is happening.

That 0.5% bank rate is obvious over there at the left….but that, as the chart implies, only works for money borrowed up to 6 months. So, if you have a plain vanilla mortgage, that is indeed where the banks are getting the funding for it (remember, the definition of a bank is someone who borrows short and lends long). For they can borrow the money at this 0.5% rate for a month and lend it to you. Then next month they borrow it again, at 0.5%. If they have to pay 1.0% for it next month, they\’ll raise your mortgage payment. This is what a floating rate loan means.

However, if you want to borrow for longer than 6 months then you have to pay more. Might be people worried about repayment that far in the future, might be worries over inflation, can and could be all sorts of reasons: but if you want to borrow 10 year money then you\’re paying 4%, not 0.5%. This is of course 4% for the whole period of ten years, that\’s what you\’re doing by agreeing to the time term, fixing the rate for that term.

Note also please that these are wholesale rates, not retail: you\’ve got a whole level of offices, loan officers and bank managers to pay for on top of these before you get to what we might be charged as individuals.

Of course, when banks offer fixed rate mortgages, they do not fund them from those short term borrowings at 0.5%. That\’s the sort of thing that is very frowned upon: it leads people to going bust, borrowing both short and floating rate and lending long and fixed rate. So the banks will borrow two year money to fund two year fixed rate deals: five year to fund five year.

As you will note, two and five year money is more expensive than 6 month money.

Thus fixed rate mortgages are, in the current climate, more expensive than the base rate.

We would normally expect this to be the case although it can happen that the yield curve inverts. That borrowing longer term is cheaper than short term. Indeed, I have a feeling (from dim memory, not something I would want to have to prove) that this was indeed the situation before the crash, that long term money was cheaper than short.

All of which means that by comparing fixed rate mortgages now to base rate now Our Larry is rather muddying the picture. What can and should be compared is two year money then to two year money now, five year to five year and base to base.

All of that is bad enough, Our Larry brandishing rates which he knows are not comparable (and if he doesn\’t know they\’re not comparable then he should be fired, pronto) to make a political point. It\’s also bad enough that I doubt very much that there is anyone within the Guardian\’s walls with enough financial knowledge to call him out on this.

But what\’s really bad about what he\’s done is that he\’s missed, as St Barack would say, a \”teachable moment\”.

Governments and central banks do not, as that chart obviously shows, control interest rates beyond the short term. Medium and long term interest rates are determined by the markets, not politicans and not bureaucrats.

Sadly, the reason why the exposition of this obvious truth is missed is because it argues against one of the dearest wishes of The Guradian\’s fiscally illiterate readership. That only if we had the government directing lending then industry (all those things you can drop on your foot that they rather oddly seem to like so much) would get that lovely cheap long term money it desires. But it won\’t, because the rate at which it will is not determined by government.