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Well said

…last week a cameraman arrived at the London to record a video clip of Ramsay for the Emmy Awards. “The guy said to me, ‘Can you be angry?\’” Ramsay recalled wistfully. “I said: ‘No, I can\’t, f*** off\’.”

Cretins, cretins

We\’re ruled by cretins.

Joan Ruddock, the Environment Minister, described Ludlow as “the way forward” after being given a tour of the unit this week.

She said: “Anaerobic digestion is extremely attractive. Why would we go on throwing food waste into holes in the ground when we could generate our own electricity and end up with a product that can be returned to the soil?

The reason, my dear, is that when we throw food into landfill we already collect the methane that comes off. And we also use it to generate electricity. In fact, it\’s a law (Landfill Act 2004) that insists that we must.

So what you\’re proposing is a vastly more expensive system of doing something that we already do.

Cretin.

Polly on Social Mobility

Good grief, we\’ve got something interesting here:

Social mobility is one great question raised in these studies. Why were the 1958 children more likely to move upwards than those born just 12 years later, in 1970? The right claimed it was the demise of grammar schools, while the left blamed it on 1970 children entering secondary school during Thatcher cuts and unemployment. Research said it was neither: there was a one-off sudden demand for more white-collar workers, pulling up the 1958ers regardless of education.

So social mobility has not stalled because the camel train is coming apart? It\’s not because the gap is ever wider and thus harder to cross? It isn\’t globalisation, the destruction of manufacturing industry (Ha!), taxes that are too low nor the structure of the education system? Not even private schools?

Nope, according to Polly we\’re now at natural levels of such mobility, the comparison everyone is making is to a simple one off event, one due to a structural change in the economy, not something anyone planned or meant.

Well, OK, if you say so (I\’ve posited this before): but that does mean that we can stop all of those plans to restart social mobility by playing with the tax system, blaming inequality or shafting the schools system, doesn\’t it?

Which, err, rather invalidates some 50% of Polly\’s columns.

The rest of the column though is extolling the merits of social research, longtitudinal cohort studies and the like. I agree, excellent work is done on these and excellent results can be garnered from them.

This is a little off though:

More valuable is the also blindingly obvious discovery that economists\’ reductionist view of humans as rational economic units is nonsense: people\’s motivations are just as often not financially motivated, which explains why economists are not very good at predicting even tomorrow\’s stock market movement, let alone the next crash.

Economists never assume that people\’s interests are only financially motivated. There might be a reductionism to money, yes, but that\’s as a method of comparing apples with apples. What is the value of leisure time as against the extra income garnered by more hours at work? That\’s a most interesting question, one that thousands upon thousands have researched answers to. One that, by its very structure, is both acknowledging and researching the fact that economists already assume that people are not motivated purely by financial returns.

They\’re motivated by utility maximisation. Sex, food, time with the kinds, time to sit outside and stare at the stars, cars, dosh, bling, status, novels, sport….all make up (along with thousands of other things) the motivations of human beings and there\’s not a single economist out there who would try to argue differently.

But there is one much larger question. If Polly assumes (rightly) that great things can be learnt from the social sciences, why is she so resistant to the idea that great things can be learnt from the social sciences? That incentives matter, that there are always opportunity costs, that the Laffer Curve really does exist, public choice……?

Yes! That\’ll fix it!

In this mix, international legal instruments are crucial. The existing tools lack the necessary jurisdiction, clout and transparency. The time is ripe for a serious consideration of an international court for the environment. Such a court was mooted in Washington in 1999, but sank without trace. Today, however, we cannot afford to drop the ball.

Ideally, such a court would be compulsory and would include a convention on the right to a healthy environment and deliver transparency in access to data and in its proceedings. It would include a scientific body to assess technical issues and a mechanism to avoid "forum shopping" – that is, litigants taking their pick of the most propitious court available.

Riiiight.

So, the fact that 192 countries cannot get together and agree an international treaty on climate change means that 192 countries should get together and give up a great deal more of their soveriegnty? The failure of the former meaning that the latter is even possible?

Mr. Makara

Much fun being had in the comments here.

Sadly, it\’s not only the left that has its share of economic authoritarians. One idea is to impose a low wage tariff on any country\’s exports where they do not pay British wages.

Sigh.

Side effects

Germany\’s cabinet is expected to approve a far-reaching new law this week to stop "giant locust funds" from Russia, China and the Middle East from launching takeover raids on the country\’s prized industries.

All the discussion is about the soveriegn wealth funds but the laws would have the effect of crippling bids by US private equity houses too. And the phrase "locust funds" was indeed first used in Germany to refer to private equity.

Ho hum.

Strong Evidence indeed

Khan, 23, was yesterday convicted of three counts of possessing articles for terrorism but the jury was not told he was part of a network of international terrorists in Europe and North America.

It can now be revealed that Khan was closely connected to the alleged leader of a group of men currently awaiting trial for plotting an attack.

\’Ee\’s a bad \’un for sure. Look, he knows this other bloke as yet convicted of nothing.

And, of course, this conviction will be used to justify the conviction of the other.

Sigh.

He added: "Let there be no doubt, these are dangerous individuals. These men were not simply in possession of material which expressed extremist views. They were also in possession of material that was operationally useful to anyone wishing to carry out an act of violence or terrorism."

Well, umm…

Aabid Hussain Khan, from Bradford, West Yorkshire, had compiled pictures, maps and details of the opening hours of official residences from information available on the internet.

There were also details of London landmarks including the Houses of Parliament, Tower Bridge and the underground as well as the New York and Washington metros and a home-made video of the Washington Memorial and World Bank in the US.

This could be useful for terrorism, yes. I-t could also be a holiday video and the research for a project on how much the Royals costs us.

The problem I\’ve got here (not that my problems are all that important) is that thie blokle may well have been a would be terrorist. It\’s just that with the information presented so far (and of course I didn\’t see what was presented in court) I\’ve no way of knowing.

Operation Praline, run by the Counter-Terrorism Unit in Leeds, was sparked when police, acting on intelligence, stopped Khan at Manchester airport as he returned from Pakistan.

Officers found two computer hard drives, DVDs, forged currency, false identification papers, handwritten notes and correspondence.

Forged currency and ID papers? That\’s very definitely a crime. Why not prosecute for this rather than use the list of opening times as evidence of terrorist plots?

There\’s one other possibility here: that I\’ve been made so cynical by the security theatre, made so blase about the threat of terrorism as a result of the way that all and sundry tell us we must be investigated, detailed, ID\’d, unliberated, that I don\’t believe them when they find a real one. And even that, the best explanation for my unease, isn\’t really a very hopeful one is it?

Looking for a place in London

Oooohkay. Looks like it\’s nearly official.

I\’m to be working in London from Oct onwards for 10 months or so. Thus I need to find some place to rest my weary etc.

Yes, I can have a look around the flat share boards etc, and will do.

I\’ve got a sorta offer of a place out in Dartford which would have the merit of being rather cheap. However I\’d much rather actually be in London itself. As it\’s decades since I lived there I\’m a little out of touch with what is where and so on.

I\’ll be working in St James\’, which in a perfect world would mean I lived somewhere between Westminster and Pimlico say, walking distance. Of course, everyone and their mother also want to live in said areas: the only cheapish place anywhere near there is Victoria, isn\’t it? Or Vauxhall maybe? I\’d much rather walk 20 minutes than take the tube….and definitely would prefer being on the tube to the railways.

Don\’t need anytihng fancy: just a bedroom with access to a kitchen and bathroom.

Anyone got any bright ideas? Anyone with an unused loft?

Not quite, not quite.

In all of the Soviet Union\’s existence, where research was considered a priority, not one discovery was made that scientists in the free world considered worth using.

A couple in metallurgy: the use of scandium in aluminium alloys for example.

An extremely poor return on the money and effort put in, I agree, but "not one" is too extreme.

Update: I\’m told by Pollard himself (ooooh, look at him, swank, swank) that the subs left out the word "pharmacology" which would have made his point a great deal more supportable.

 

Guardian Leader Writers

Cretins.

Songwriters are being feted by the European commission which wants to extend musicians\’ royalty rights from 50 years to a very generous 95 years.

The EU is making no proposals at all about songwriters\’ royalties. They are currently protected to 70 years after death. The mooted change is that mechanical rights, the rights to a specific recording of a song, should be extended from the current 50 years after recording to 95 years after such.

On the (not too outlandish) assumption that a recording falling out of mechanical copyright will be sold, bought and played more as a result of the fall in price (and yes, there are companies that specialise in releases of such recordings just moving out of copyright), and that such sales and plays will still pay the songwriters\’ royalties, the EU\’s change will in fact reduce songwriter\’s royalties.

Misunderstanding the Nordics

Classic Guardian letters page here.

Maddy Bunting, in brief, said that one of the reasons the Nordics work (for said Nordics) is that the society itself emphasises the communal over the individual. But that this wouldn\’t work here as our society emphasises the individual over the communal.

At which point all the letter writers insist that we should indeed be more communal.

Which might even be true (not that I believe so) but they\’ve entirely missed her point. That because we\’re not communal in that sense, the Nordic model won\’t work here.

Careful there

Jackie, you\’re rather leaving a window open there:

But almost all prizes are "unfair". Nobel peace prizes aren\’t available to most people either. Not every kid can win the sack race. I couldn\’t write a Booker-winning novel however long I sat at the keyboard. But prizes and competition raise our sights.

Scientists dream of recognition and work longer hours because of them; authors try harder; companies compete for pieces of plastic with engraved names, handed out at drunken award dinners. All this is human nature, and part of how we try to do better.

Entirely true, but people are also motivated by huge wads of cash. This might also be considered "unfair", indeed, your newspaper seems to exist to proclaim such unfairness. But it is part of human nature and it is part of how we try to do better.

As I\’ve Said

It\’s not so much that the value of houses changes, but that the value of the permission to build one does.

Residential building land, one of the core assets of most housebuilders, plummeted in value by 20pc in the first six months of the year and could fall by up to 50pc before the current slump is over.

Research by estate agent Savills shows the value of brownfield sites, down 19.8pc, and greenfield sites, down 22.5pc, fell by roughly four times the rate of the housing market as investors deserted the sector.

Coastal towns doomed by rising sea

We\’ll have those gorbal wormenists crawling out of the woodwork over this you know!

Work is already under way to identify parts of the south and east coast which are most threatened and Lord Smith said there would be hard decisions to be made about which areas to defend and which to allow the sea to reclaim.

But how amazing that the biggest risks are in the south and east. In the parts of the country which are sinking as a result of he end of the last ice age.

There might even be a connection you know.

Not really accurate

The sub heading:

Abortions do not harm the mental health of women, an authoritative study has found.

That\’s not actually what was found. There were some rather important caveats.

The American Psychological Association (APA), said it had uncovered no evidence that the majority of terminations caused psychiatric problems.

"The majority" is of course not all.

Brenda Major, who chaired the task force, said: "Among adult women who have an unplanned pregnancy the relative risk of mental health problems is no greater if they have a single elective first-trimester abortion or deliver that pregnancy."

I don\’t know what the relative risk of mental health problems is in delivering a pregnancy: given the prevalence of post-natal depression it might actually be quite high. But it\’s certainly not zero, meaning that the relative risk of the first trimester abortion is also not zero.

Congestion Charging

So, it looks like they\’re going to go ahead with the trials of full road pricing:

The Telegraph can disclose that the Government is pushing ahead with plans for a national road-pricing scheme, including testing "spy in the sky" technology.

Excellent, on two grounds.

1) Paying by the mile, according to the road and the time of day, is the only way that congestion can be properly reduced, because it\’s the only way the roads can be properly priced.

2) They\’re running extensive trials. It may well be that the technology just isn\’t up to it, or that the costs are greater than any beneits. Worth finding out if it\’s possible before thinking about whether it\’s desirable on a full scale.